Although she has nothing on this one. My God. - Okay. - Okay. I'll see you in a second. $10,000, you can have one night with her. I'm kidding, you sick bastard.
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Anyway, it was so nice to meet you. So, we're go-- What about you? How do you know the Maharajah? Well, after I retired from football, his father made me the chairman of the board of directors of Shiz-Vik, his company. Also, I helped him land that beautiful bride of his, the blonde. [chuckles]
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Whoa. Okay. Definitely kissing every single finger I have. I have made love to more than 10,000 women. - [Audrey murmurs] - None as ravishing as you. Okay. Well, speaking of staggering numbers, this is my husband of 16 years. I've made love to one woman. - And I did it terribly, by the way. - [Audrey] All right. Holy sh-- This is... You're that guy, Francisco Perez, yeah? This guy used to be a soccer player. He headbutted some dude one time and put him into a coma. Yeah. I know. I hit him so hard, he lost his ability to blink.
Murder Mystery 2
7.4s
In a most beautiful place on a most beautiful night, you have to be the most beautiful thing of all. Um...
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Audrey! - [Audrey] Ah, Colonel! - [Nick] Hey. - Stunning! - Thank you! Oh, how handsome are you, man? I only have eye for you, Nick. Oh! You better keep it that way! All right!
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Where is my husband? [Colonel] We will find him. We will find him. [panting] The Maharajah's been kidnapped. - What? - [Countess] Oh my God! - Where did they take him? - [Nick] He's alive. Somebody with a machine gun threw him on a boat, and they took off. - How many kidnappers? - [Nick] One. Which means his partner is still here on the island. Hold on. How do you know there were two? If the kidnapper had Vik and was taking him to the boat... Ah, someone else was leading the elephant into the tent. - Thank you. - There are 400 people on this island. That's a lot of suspects. Let us narrow it down for you, okay, Colonel? Claudette, how many people knew about the elephant being part of the ceremony? Just the board. Yeah, we had to sign off at the expense of transporting an elephant. So that means all of you. What are you implying? I think it's very obvious what I'm implying. - [Nick] Mm-hmm. - One of you is an accomplice to a murder.
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[Colonel] Lock down the island until the security cameras are back online.
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Oh, I'm so good. Thank you. Maybe another time. [woman speaks Hindi]
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3.6s
[Audrey groans] - These are very low tables! - [chuckles]
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- I was not gonna do that. - [woman scoffs]
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Would you care for one?
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All guests are to remain in their rooms. Oh my God. We need to get ahead of this, or our shares will plummet. My brother could be dead and the only thing you're concerned about are share prices? Oh! [laughs] How do you think our investors will react when news of this gets out, you little Miss Minority Shareholder? Giving all her money to save the whales and heal the planet and all that nonsense.
Murder Mystery 2
21.6s
- Who did this to you? - [Claudette] Where is Vik? Hey! [Audrey] Who? What? Oh my gosh! Where is Vik? - Who did this to you? - Who was it? Do you remember? It was... [Nick] Say it. Say it. Don't die. Don't die! - [Audrey] Oh my gosh! - [Claudette] Where is Vik? [guard 1] Clear! Clear! Come on! - Come on! Come on! Come on! Go! - [guard 2] Clear! - [Nick] This is a distraction. - [Audrey] From what?
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All right, come on!
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Come with us!
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[all gasp] [screaming] [clamoring] Brother! Back! Get everybody back! Get everybody back! [guard] Stay back! Vik! - [Nick] Okay, all right. - [Claudette shrieks]
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[over PA] And now it's time! The moment you've all been waiting for. The groom, Vikram Govindan! [elephant trumpets] This is crazy! [music continues]
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[Vik] Help! Yo, you hatin’ hard on me right now, son! - Homeboy! - [Vik] Nick!