[both laughing] Mr. Parker! And you must be Emily. I'm Maurillio, the manager. Please help yourselves to a papaya paleta powdered in our house-roasted guajillo-cacao rub. Oh. I don't know what this is, but cheers! You must be very eager to get to your suite where there may or may not be a surprise waiting for you.
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[Ron] Come on. I know the perfect guy. [chanting in Mayan]
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-Who? -Look, her dad hates me, y'all. For real. -[Emily] Okay, not hates. -What? He just don't think I'm good enough to marry his perfect-ass daughter. -[Emily] Perfect da-- Who? Me? -[Marcus] Yes, you. Okay, listen, no. My dad's a little tough, yes. I mean, he is the dean of Emory Business School, so he's a little traditional. I literally don't understand what you're saying right now. This is Marcus we're talking about! I know. It's insane! How could anyone not, like, absolutely love you? You're the best. [Marcus] Her father holds all these things against me. Like, number one, you know, he looks down on me because I had a failed marriage before, right? Things don't work out. It is what it is. Number two, he treats me like I'm some regular construction worker. I own my own construction company. I'm my own boss. This doesn't seem justified. Yeah, but strike three, I'ma be honest. I did punch her brother in the face at her mama's birthday party. -Got it. -There's that. Well, my dad never got to meet Ron. Oh, no! Sorry, did he die? No. San Quentin's just so far. I got it. Wait, I got it. I got it. I freaking got it. -What? -Do it tonight. -[Kyla gasps] -Wait. Do what tonight? -Get married tonight! Here! -Get married! Tonight! Yes! Right! Tonight, you guys! Wait, why would we do that? [Ron] You said your family wouldn't approve. You'll be surrounded by friends that love and support you. -Yeah. [chuckles] -Friends! It's a wedding just for you guys.
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I mean, to be honest, there's a lot of people that really wouldn't be happy for us. [together] What?
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Ron and I are the only two people on the planet that know that y'all are engaged. Ah, I wish it could stay that way.
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[Marcus] Hey, man, you sure you okay? [Ron] The bullet just grazed me. I'm not gonna let a little scratch ruin my night. I mean, look at the four of us. This is magical, isn't it? Mmm. You know what's crazy, you guys?
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Baby. Baby, do you think this is legally binding? Somehow I don't think so. But just go with it. [whispering] You did good, babe.
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Well, I guess you my s-- su-suk-- suku'un? Is that how you say it? Marcus. You don't say that if you don't mean it.
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I-I-I do mean it. And, uh, you don't have to be so intense about it. Just chill out.
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-Like a spiritual best man. -Mm-hmm.
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You're my husband now.
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[Kyla sighs]
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[gasps] Wow!
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See, man. It's like nature's crisper drawer out here. Ooh! Some ramps! The onion's wild cousin. [grunts]