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21.3s
Five. Technically four. You fainted before Amo got shot in the head. Rhetorical! Rhetorical question, dude! I'm gonna need therapy for the rest of my life. And I don't have insurance. So I'm gonna have to get cheap student therapists who quote white guys with Indian names and tell me that I should meditate. I do meditate!
Stuber
43.9s
Oh! What the hell do you want? This is more about what you want, Detective Manning. You know my name. I'm freakin' flattered. Want another partner... to die on your watch? - Little shit's not my partner. - No, no, no. Don't listen to him. He's bluffing. We're very close. No, we're not. Shoot him. I just asked him to be the godfather of my children. Yes? You'll do it? Save your breath, Steve. We're in love. There. It's out there. Ahh! This is how it's gonna play out. That ugly cocksucker... You're not that ugly. ...is gonna offer up a swap. You for Amo, straight up. Me for Amo, straight up? Awesome! As soon as we make the swap... he's gonna shoot us both. Senor Cortez here, too. That's bullshit, man. No, he's right actually. Boss hates loose ends. I told you.
Stuber
17.8s
Oh. Of course. Yeah, no, I was just thinking about that earlier. You think I'd miss my baby girl's first gallery show? Well, you did schedule eye surgery the same day as it, so... Well, even if I was having a heart transplant today, I'd be there. Right. But you can't actually see, so... I'll get up real close then.
Stuber
28s
- Nikki? - Dad! Hey, I'm still pissed off at you... but my show is over. Um, I'm alive and I definitely don't need this gun anymore, so... Yeah, Nikki, I gotta call you back. McHenry's pulling up. McHenry? She was acting really weird tonight. Like, really huggy. - Yeah, something's not right. - Dad. What's going on? Where are you? I gotta go. Dad? What's going on? Where are the feds? I didn't think we needed 'em.
Stuber
30s
What? Yeah. The back and forth... the razzing, you and me. It's the best part about this whole stupid job. It's, like, the worst part for me. Do you have any idea what it's like... to know the only reason you even have a job is because your dad owns this place? And you're balding? Fuck. I honestly don't see any hair loss on you. Yeah, you should see my drain when I shower. Yeah, but that's shedding. That's normal. Everyone has that. - Plus your follicles... - Hey, Stu, we gotta go.
Stuber
20.7s
- Did you hear that? - Becca wants to fuck! Oh, my God! What am I gonna do? - You're gonna fuck! - But then what? We just don't talk about it? Not this time. This time you tell her how you feel. You open your heart. You be honest. Go. - Yeah. Yeah. - Lock it down. - Lock it down. - Lock it down. I'm gonna lock it down. I'm gonna tell her how I feel. Amo.
Stuber
54.1s
Yeah. Sure is. Oh, look, you've got Twitter. Perfect. What are you doing, man? "I love Ryan Gosling." - Open parenthesis. - What? What? - "So hot." - No! - Send. - What the... Look, bunch of notifications coming in. Very engaged audience. "Here are my favorite... "...Ryan Gosling movies." - No, no, no! - "Number three... "The Notebook." - No! - "Number two... "The Notebook." - What? - "Number one... "La La Land." Send. - I hate Gosling, man! - "Our leader..." What's the name of the leader? Doc Ramirez, right? - Doc? - "Doc Ramirez... "wears diapers... "because he is lactose intolerant and loves cheese." That's a lie!
Stuber