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Oh! Oh, it's cold! It's cold!

Johnny English

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For England, I do not! -[ Congregation Gasping, Murmuring ] - English!

Johnny English

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I know what you're thinking, Miss Campbell. If we don't pull this off, God knows what might happen to England. Actually, I was thinking there must be a better way in than that pipe.

Johnny English

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- Monsieur. - Ah. Thank you. [ Glass Shatters ]

Johnny English

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What's more, this whole ceremony is a sham... because that man standing in front of you... is not the archbishop of Canterbury. [ Congregation Gasps ] English, a word of advice. Don't go there. Shut it, Frenchy. I'll go wherever I damn well please. - Now take it off. - What? Your face is made of plastic.

Johnny English

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Hyah-- [ Gagging, Coughing ] - How did you get here? - Up the ladder. Pull yourself together. It's only a bit of poo.

Johnny English

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SOMEWHERE I N THE SOUTH OF FRANCE [ Lorna ] SirJohnny English. Her Majesty did seem very grateful.

Johnny English

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- Relishing the thought? - Something like that.

Johnny English

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And do you, the chosen bishops of England, Scotland and Wales, ascent to this anointing? For Scotland, I do. For Wales, I do.

Johnny English

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2 1 0,000 square miles... of prime real estate... conveniently separated from true civilization... by 20 miles of ocean... - and soon to be available... - Come on. for the entire world to dump its human waste in. According to current projections, we will not run out of prison space for the next 500 years. So, tonight one, and only one, of you... will leave here owning 49 percent... of this venture. So that's his little game. We must get hold of that DVD. But how,Johnny? There's only two of us. You're young, Miss Campbell, and inexperienced. What you seem to have forgotten is that... [ Over P.A. Speaker ] nobody knows we are here. At our disposal we have the vital element of surprise. Now, my plan is simple but effective. I shall drop from the gallery at this end of the room and take Sauvage prisoner. You will then enter from the far door, cutting off any means of escape. Then, using Sauvage as a hostage, we'll get the hell out ofhere. Clear?

Johnny English

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That man must not be crowned king because he is... a fraudster, a charlatan and a thief. No, please. Let him speak.

Johnny English

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NORTHERN FRANCE It'll be nightfall in an hour. Then we can strike out for the chateau. The fact is, the moment Sauvage gets that crown on his head, he'll be able to do whatever he likes with the country that I love, and that is why you and I have got to stop him.

Johnny English

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[ Whispers ] Oh, no.

Johnny English

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- Aaah! - Thank you very much.

Johnny English

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It is this man, Pascal Sauvage, who stole the Crown Jewels, who forced the queen to abdicate... and who would kill anyone who got in his way. It is the end, Herr English. [ Yells ] [ English ] He has cheated, conned and manipulated... this great country for his own ends. He's fooled you all.!

Johnny English

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You know, Mr. English, I'm going to miss you. Really. You're very entertaining. I thank you. Take them away.

Johnny English

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I'm sorry,Johnny. Well, I'm afraid that we'll have to... conclude the floor show for tonight. Not so fast, Sauvage. You may have taken me, but you'll never take England. Not as long as I have breath in my body... or a bullet in my gun. [ Click ]

Johnny English

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Remove it at once. I have no idea what you're talking about. Right. I'll just have to remove it myself. Come on.! [ Grunting, Muttering ] - Maybe it pulls up from the front. -[ Archbishop Groaning ] Come on, you!

Johnny English

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Oh! Oh, it's cold! It's cold!

For England, I do not! -[ Congregation Gasping, Murmuring ] - English!

I know what you're thinking, Miss Campbell. If we don't pull this off, God knows what might happen to England. Actually, I was thinking there must be a better way in than that pipe.

- Monsieur. - Ah. Thank you. [ Glass Shatters ]

Hyah-- [ Gagging, Coughing ] - How did you get here? - Up the ladder. Pull yourself together. It's only a bit of poo.

SOMEWHERE I N THE SOUTH OF FRANCE [ Lorna ] SirJohnny English. Her Majesty did seem very grateful.

- Relishing the thought? - Something like that.

And do you, the chosen bishops of England, Scotland and Wales, ascent to this anointing? For Scotland, I do. For Wales, I do.

That man must not be crowned king because he is... a fraudster, a charlatan and a thief. No, please. Let him speak.

NORTHERN FRANCE It'll be nightfall in an hour. Then we can strike out for the chateau. The fact is, the moment Sauvage gets that crown on his head, he'll be able to do whatever he likes with the country that I love, and that is why you and I have got to stop him.

[ Whispers ] Oh, no.

- Aaah! - Thank you very much.

It is this man, Pascal Sauvage, who stole the Crown Jewels, who forced the queen to abdicate... and who would kill anyone who got in his way. It is the end, Herr English. [ Yells ] [ English ] He has cheated, conned and manipulated... this great country for his own ends. He's fooled you all.!

You know, Mr. English, I'm going to miss you. Really. You're very entertaining. I thank you. Take them away.

I'm sorry,Johnny. Well, I'm afraid that we'll have to... conclude the floor show for tonight. Not so fast, Sauvage. You may have taken me, but you'll never take England. Not as long as I have breath in my body... or a bullet in my gun. [ Click ]

Remove it at once. I have no idea what you're talking about. Right. I'll just have to remove it myself. Come on.! [ Grunting, Muttering ] - Maybe it pulls up from the front. -[ Archbishop Groaning ] Come on, you!