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Me? I'd given up being a superhero because it was way too dangerous. Only problem, I was dying of boredom. Like most high school seniors, I had no idea what I wanted to do with my life. Hell, I didn't know what channel I wanted to watch. It's just TV, Dave, not peace in the Middle East. My best friends Todd and Marty had no clue I was the first superhero to go public. You guys watch Spider-Man last night? Is it weird that Aunt May gets me kinda hard? Not if you're a granny-slammer. They may wear costumes, but it isn't Halloween. They're real life superheroes, and in the two years since the first ordinary citizens donned capes and masks, the movement has started to spread. I became a superhero because of Kick-Ass. Yeah, you just come home from work, you grab your gear and you go out on patrol. Help us make the streets safe.
Kick-Ass 2
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I don't know what's worse, that you're fucking a 9th-grader or that you just got dumped by one. Whoa, whoa! Pedophile freak. It's not like that. Then what is it like? Please, tell me. I can't. It's to do with the Kick-Ass thing. I've got a secret for you. You remember Malik? Dude who volunteers at your needle exchange? His baton is so much bigger than Kick-Ass'. No. Yeah.
Kick-Ass 2