- Huh? - Wow. Um... What happens here? Well, it's gonna blow your mind, but sit on the rock. - Unh. - Good, good. And then you think.
The DUFF
8.8s
Ooh. Showtime. And for me, it happened senior year, about a month before homecoming. I was cruising the halls with my two best friends. Jess Harris.
The DUFF
1.8s
Sorry.
The DUFF
1.8s
That's me.
The DUFF
3.1s
I would bang her so hard we'd both need helmets.
The DUFF
8.5s
There's a Vincent Price marathon on, so I gotta watch that. - Who's that? - Ugh. Shit, there's Señor Gomez. I'm failing Spanish.
The DUFF
23.5s
I'm sorry, "What Homecoming Means to Me"? What are we, 5 years old? - What is this? - Look, I'm sorry, B. I know it sucks, but maybe it's the universe telling you, you need to be there. Please don't start with the universe with me this early in the morning, okay? Everything and everyone can suck it. Okay, it's not the end of the world. Ho, ho. Well, that's easy for you to say. - I don't have a date. - I can fix that.
The DUFF
1.7s
Wow.
The DUFF
9.9s
Were you spying on me? A, don't leave your curtains open, and two, it's kind of hard to miss a bunch of Japanese people running and screaming for their lives. Looked horrible, by the way, all that reading.
The DUFF
6.4s
She looks great. She's pulling it off. - Dude, she's 15 years old, man. - She's a ten. I don't care about 15. She's a ten.
The DUFF
3.6s
Those would be subtitles. Super. Where are your girls at?
The DUFF
1.5s
Here.
The DUFF
5.3s
Let's do this shit. Fucking A. - Mom. - Sorry.
The DUFF
12.9s
And then she was all like, "Bitch, if I wanted your opinion, I'd ask." And I was all like, "Bitch, if I cared what you thought, I'd ask." Ugh, my grandma is so annoying. - Ha-ha-ha. - Wesley, what time is it?
The DUFF
1.8s
Hey, Mads.
The DUFF
1.8s
Thanks.
The DUFF
1.6s
Hey, you're welcome.
The DUFF
15.1s
Whoo! We're gonna kick some ass! - Jeez. - I'll see you later, bro. You know those people you grow up with, maybe you took baths with them when you were little, but now they just annoy the shit out of you? I give you Wesley Rush.
