Wow, that is an interesting dress. Who makes that, Build-A-Bear?
The DUFF
2s
Hey, how'd it go?
The DUFF
2.5s
Wait, you're into me?
The DUFF
8.1s
Yeah. Um... I, uh... I kind of just got back together with Madison.
The DUFF
6s
Good. I'm glad you're excited about it. Go right ahead. Fine, I will.
The DUFF
7.1s
But that's good if you're happy. - What the shit? - Ow. Get out of my way.
The DUFF
5.5s
Since you can't seem to leave my boyfriend alone, I cannot wait to release your video tomorrow.
The DUFF
4.3s
Okay, Blue Devils, it's time to crown our king and queen.
The DUFF
5.6s
Me? What? Oh, my God, of course. Madison!
The DUFF
6s
- Actually, really good. - This year's homecoming queen is... This one's got me a little nervous.
The DUFF
1.4s
Oh.
The DUFF
1.5s
You bet your ass I did.
The DUFF
35.2s
You called me fat and ugly, Wesley. What? No, I didn't. I called you the DUFF. Yeah, excuse me. It's just that stands for Designated Ugly Fat Friend, dick face. You can't take it literally, okay? I mean, the DUFF doesn't actually have to be fat or ugly. You know, like Tony Romo, he's a Dallas Cowboy. It's not like he rides a horse, right? I have no idea what the hell you're talking about. I'm just saying, I would never call anyone fat or ugly. Okay? That's messed up. But it's the word and it stuck. It's a catchall. Oh, my God. Get out of here before I murder you.
The DUFF
27.4s
Look, I have a crush on this boy. His name's Toby Tucker. Maybe you've heard of him. Well, I can't seem to talk to him without making a total ass of myself, okay? And you never seem to have this problem. - Don't you hate me? - I'm glad you asked. Yes, I do. But only because you're a dipshit and a man-whore. But you're the only one in this whole school who told me what was actually going on. So you're an honest dipshit, and that's what counts. - Thanks? - Can we just...? Can we just cool it for a second?
The DUFF
5.4s
Look, I'm an idiot. And idiots don't exactly give great advice.
The DUFF
1.9s
Socks?
The DUFF
2.8s
Okay, here's my offer.
The DUFF
4.5s
Wes had made me see the school differently, and I wasn't happy about it.