- You're good. - Oh. Where are the cameras? - Oh, of course. - It's a YouTube video, right? - It's a joke. - It's a YouTube video? Who would wanna go out with this guy, right? - Oh, man, you're so good. - Thank you so much. - Thank you. - Totally believable. Great. Thank you. - How many hits did this get? - Lot of hits. I'm taking a lot of hits today. All right, see you later. - Cool. - Okay. - Where can I find it online? - Yep, bye. Man, so many unanswered questions. Really good. Thank you so much for that, teach. That was an awesome lesson. I'm humiliated. Okay, look, it was just the tryouts, all right? We're sizing up your strengths and weaknesses.
The DUFF
1.3s
Really dig them.
The DUFF
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- What do you think? - Hey, look at those. - You... You look great. - Thanks. That's enough. - Well, I know my boobs. - Okay. - Can we leave? - Definitely not. We've got the whole place. We are just getting started. Step two: Time to show the world who you are. The truth is, I don't know who you are from your clothes, okay? You need to start dressing more like you, and less like Wreck-It Ralph.
The DUFF
1.5s
Okay, next.
The DUFF
1.2s
Wesley Rush.
The DUFF
2.2s
You get it? Because he's small?
The DUFF
10.7s
What are you doing? Ooh. Ha-ha-ha. You caught me. I'm uploading pictures to my profile. Just hang on a sec. They're still loading.
The DUFF
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All right, what are you really looking to get out of your boy, Tony? - Toby. - Tuba? You wanna blow his horn? Put your hand on his instrument? - Little meow, meow, meow. - Ugh. Was that a little laugh? There was a little laugh there. - You laughed. You did laugh. - I had a small stroke. Yeah, like a midget jerking it.
The DUFF
2.8s
Can we please just make this quick?
The DUFF
1.7s
Try it on.
The DUFF
12.2s
That was... Okay, fine. Talking to Toby scares you, right? The only way to get over it is to face it right here, right now. See Sweater Guy over there?
The DUFF
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Is that a wiener in your mouth or are you just happy to see me?
The DUFF
10.7s
No, it's a bratwurst. Oh, yeah. No. Um... But is there a place to get a hot dog here in this mall or...? Yeah.