Wonderful. Heh. Mm. Can't wait. Should I bring anything or...? We'll... Okay.
The DUFF
33.7s
Girls, party at my place. I'm sure you've heard of it. Can you make sure you get an insert shot of them opening it? Yep, on it. Oh, yeah, I'm doing a video about the party for my YouTube channel. Wow, wait, you're having a party on a Wednesday? - On a school night? - Yeah, I can do that. Damn, dude. All right. Well, yeah, we're in. Ooh, um... Bianca, you have to have an actual invite to get in, and I only have a certain amount. But, um, if anything changes, I'll let you know. - Problem solved. - Oh, hey. Look at that.
The DUFF
16.6s
For generations of high-schoolers, you could only be a jock, a geek, a princess, a bully or a basket case. But times have changed. Jocks play video games. Princesses are on antidepressants. And geeks basically run the country.
The DUFF
10s
I thought we were living in a brave new world, a place without labels. But every so often, there's that one moment in high school that changes your perspective on everything.
The DUFF
8.8s
Ooh. Showtime. And for me, it happened senior year, about a month before homecoming. I was cruising the halls with my two best friends. Jess Harris.
The DUFF
6.7s
Ah, don't worry about the lips. Go, strut your stuff. - Like a peacock. - Shh!
The DUFF
3.3s
Anupam and Lena, where are we on the school-lunch article?
The DUFF
3.1s
I would bang her so hard we'd both need helmets.
The DUFF
1.3s
Ah?
The DUFF
15.1s
Whoo! We're gonna kick some ass! - Jeez. - I'll see you later, bro. You know those people you grow up with, maybe you took baths with them when you were little, but now they just annoy the shit out of you? I give you Wesley Rush.
The DUFF
9.9s
Were you spying on me? A, don't leave your curtains open, and two, it's kind of hard to miss a bunch of Japanese people running and screaming for their lives. Looked horrible, by the way, all that reading.
The DUFF
6.7s
We'll find someone. Although Jess' menu of dudes was never-ending, there was only one guy I wanted to be my date.
The DUFF
4s
- Hey, neighbor. - Wesley. Saw you watching some weird Japanese horror movie last night.
The DUFF
3.6s
Those would be subtitles. Super. Where are your girls at?
The DUFF
3.3s
And that's him, Toby Tucker.
The DUFF
1.6s
Ugh.
The DUFF
42.4s
Uh, we thought we would make it about how the prices of ice cream have gone up 15 cents in the cafeteria and... That's a bit vanilla. Pardon the pun. But you're missing the meat of the story. Our school serves pizza five days a week, paid by taxpayer money that is used to cover us against pizza-induced diabetes. Now, that's a school-lunch story. Boom. Copy that, circle it, write it. Huh? Nailed it. I'm so proud of me. We came up with that idea together, but mostly me. Okay, next up, final assignment, all right? It's a doozy, but it's a real feather in the cap for any reporter worth their salt that wants to comment on the social life of this school. Anyone?
The DUFF
31.5s
Specifically, what homecoming means to me. I mean, not to me. I never went to a dance when I was a kid. - Kind of a nerd. - Sorry to interrupt, Mr. Arthur, heh, but, um, with all due respect, I'm... You're honored and thrilled to lend that Bianca Piper magic? You wanna do your thing and put some stuff in the words and make it pop? That's so nice of you. You don't have to do that. "No, you didn't. I didn't say..." Yes, you did. And thank... "No, I didn't, I didn't." Yes, you did. And I thank you.