BORAT: Tutar. Your palace...awaits. Come see. (stammers, chuckles)
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-WOMAN: Hello. -Hello. So, altogether, the total is $21,751. How much? $21,751. -Tenge or dollar? -Dollars. (farts) Okay. -With the, uh, saline implant... -Yes? Um, could you take off some money if instead, uh, you use potatoes? -Uh, we cannot use potatoes. -Why not? Because potatoes aren’t sterile. This a very good potato. But you cannot take a potato -and put it in the body. -Expensive one. What if we allow, uh, perverts in to watch the surgery? Can we have reduction? You can keep the money that they pay you. Uh, absolutely not. The more people you bring in, the more germs come in. You cannot do that. The perverts have to be medical personnel. They have to be either a doctor or a nurse. I want to make sure that, uh, the man I give her to is very happy -and will not return her. -Okay. BORAT: So the quality must be tip-top. Will it be? WOMAN: It will be tip-top. It’ll be more than tip-top. -Are you able to pay this amount? Yes? -Yes, I have.
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That’s fine. What’s in the book? This is our book. Can I read you a story? -You can’t read. -I can read. -Are you a man? -No, I’m not a man. Show me your putka. I’m not showing you anything. But I’m a woman.
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We better get to work. To pay for new chests, I would need employment. So, next day, -I leave my daughter with babysitter. -(doorbell rings) WOMAN: Hello.
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-Want me shave your arms? -No. -No? -No. You’re not gonna shave my hair off, are you? -No, no, no. -Okay. Uh, I am good, though. I have done, um...
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Uh, what your name? -Jeanise. -Jeanise. Nice meet you. Nice meeting you. (clicker clicking)
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No...of course not. -(chuckling) -Hmm. The manual would forbid it.
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Uh... if your father was not here. -Ooh. -Ah! (chuckles)
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After me.
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Right. She want it out now, please. -Right, I... -Can you take it out? No, we cannot. -That’s not what we do here. -And why not? -What you say, "take it out..." -Yes. You end that life. That-that life will die. Well, it already dead. It not living. No, it is living right now. It has a heart... -No, it this big. -It has a heartbeat right now. I don’t think so. It is a living, breathing life that God has created. I don’t think he’s breathing. We can show you that it’s breathing. -It hurt my stomach. -Mm-hmm. And it will hurt my asshole. -Mm-hmm. -BORAT: If it come out, yes, because the-the arm, the arm like this. -It can tear it. -Right. I feel bad because I was the one who put the baby in her. You don’t need to feel bad. I was just trying to give my daughter pleasure, and next thing I know, there is a baby inside her. Mm-hmm. -You keep calling her your daughter. -Yes. Okay. -Is he your father? -Yes. -This is your daughter? -BORAT: Yes. -Yes. -Okay.
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(clicks tongue) Mm, I can’t, I can’t say nothing about that, but you got a big brain up there, so use it. Just think. ’Cause I don’t think you need to change. I will think about it. Hey, that’s all I want. That’s all I want. I want you to think about it. That’s all I want for you, just to think about it.