Ow! Shit! Fuck, fucking... Ow, ow! Ow, ow, ow! - Oh, my God. Fucking shit! Fuck! DAVID: What the hell is he doing? Fuck a donkey! It hurts so much. Settle down, man. What the hell's going on? Oh, my God! I'm gonna die. Kenny, listen to me. Calm down, all right? Not gonna die. Tell us what's going on. - Tell us what happened. - Fucking spider bit me, David! - What? Where did it happen? - Bit me on my balls.
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9.7s
Oh, gee, thank you, Casey. Thank you for your amazing problem solving skills. So helpful. Whoa. Hey, what are you doing? I'm not gonna stand on the side of the road next to an RV filled with pot.
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6.6s
I'm holding that baby. Edie, you will, I promise, but it's nap time for LeBron. Come on, guys, let's go.
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4.4s
Go with her. Make sure she doesn't steal it. And stay the fuck out of Hot Topic.
I wanna go help her, but I don't wanna come off like I'm hitting on her, because... you know, I'd like to hit on her maybe at some point.
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12.3s
Those young guns aren't half the agent you are, those crumb-bums. Edith, you know how I feel about your cussing. - I'm sorry, Don. - Edith can be a little hot-blooded at times. - I'm 1/8 Italian, so... ROSE: Oh. It's okay.
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19.8s
And, uh... she was wearing these little navy blue Chuck Taylors and these jean shorts. No pockets on the back, however that happened. And this, uh, Tom Waits T-shirt. I was like, "Oh, that's cool." Because I love Tom Waits. And she just looked beautiful.
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10.4s
Whoa. Whoa. Uh... ROSE: Whoa! DON: Oh, hey, sorry about that, buddy. Didn't mean to scare you there. That's just my service pistol and badge. Oh. Your badge.
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18.9s
[ROSE GASPS] What? What is it? What does it look like? - I can't look. - Um... - Is it bad? - Hey, listen to me. It's not that bad. - Dude, it's really bad. - No, it isn't. - Have you seen what that... Look. - I'm not gonna look. - You're going to a hospital. - What? No. No fucking way. How bad is it?
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1.6s
[BEEPS]
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2.4s
So, what's your story, David?
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1.4s
Right here.
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1.8s
Take your seats, please.
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5.9s
We leave him here, and then we just keep going, all right? So you're saying that the three of us, we just leave him here.
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8.3s
Oh, and don't forget you can use Chex Mix as a surprise casserole topping. Adds that real special crunch. - Wow, what a great tip. - Sure!
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1.9s
All better now? Okay.
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9.3s
May David find his bliss and bring us home back safely. May Kenny and Casey fortify their sibling bond... over the warm glow of our devoted hearts.
