One of these days, I'm gonna smash his face in. Are you mental, cuz? He'd just get that lot to do you, and then pretend he knew nothing...
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There we go.
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Got to save the world.
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It's all yours. And don't forget your membership proposal. Try picking a more suitable candidate this time. 17 years and still... evolving with the times remains an entirely foreign concept to you. Need I remind you, I wouldn't be here if it weren't for that young man? He was as much Kingsman material as any of them. More so. But he wasn't exactly one of us, was he?
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I'll be right back.
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Thanks, babe.
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And Mr. Pickle here reminds me of that every time I take a shit!
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Charming sermon. Can you see Valentine anywhere? So, my friends... although he is a just God, he is justly a vengeful one... and there can be no turning back... from the almighty wrath... Are you sure we're out of range?
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Let's face it, Galahad, your little experiment failed.
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Aren't you that princess who went missing? Can you get me out?
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- Who is he? - Some climate change doomsayer. Expounds something called "Gaia theory"... about the world healing itself, or some such. But what's curious, is he's not actually missing.
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Floods! The blood of the innocent, spilled! And yet, there are those who doubt this is the wrath of God.
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Take it.
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Go on, lads. It'll be two hits. Me hitting him, him hitting the floor.
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It was a fucking blank.
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Tell your muppets to go inside, then I'll get out.
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You shot your dog and had it stuffed? You fucking freak. No, I shot my dog... and then I brought him home and continued to care for him... for the next 11 years until he died of pancreatitis.