Standing in front of you, ladies, happens to be the world's biggest a cappella fan. We found you! Hello. Here I am. What can we do for you? So, last week when I was having a tinkle, it occurred to me... Do not, do not!
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You wish, you gorgeous specimen.
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Fo shizzle, dizzle. I'll write that down. Yeah, please.
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Um, yeah, I'm a three-time collegiate a cappella champion, so...
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And you're a cat!
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Ladies, you have dragged the good name of Barden University into the gutter.
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Or it can be something different. It can... Okay. That was amazing, Snoop. Thank you so very much. You can take a small break, man. Everything, perfection. Perfection.
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Ooh.
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No, okay, okay.
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So, have you abandoned your foolish plans to face us at the Worlds?
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Like how all my teeth are from other people.
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Uh, what do you do here?
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Normally, that group is on point, and last night, they were off-point, off-key, and then on the floor. It's a national disgrace. Yeah, but I'd rather be in that limo ride home with the President. Cut to the real President, he'd be like, "That was off the hook!"
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Tiny Mouse! We meet again. Another verbal beatdown. Highlight of my day.
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I wanna produce music. Dax? Can you do me a favor? Turn around right now, and watch this exchange.
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Your little southern exposure in front of our Commander-in-Chief has irreparably damaged the entire institution of a cappella. Just blew it up. Funding is drying up, sponsors are pulling out.
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Happy birthday, Mr. President. The Australian singer who calls herself "Fat Amy" gave the President a birthday gift from down under during last night's celebration held at the historic Kennedy Center. In case you're wondering what I mean by "down under," Chip, I'm talking about her. She showed her to the President.
