And that's worse than five dismembered bodies? This is Newton Haven.
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This explains why everything's gone fuck up. Everybody's been replaced by one of these. That's why no one recognized us, Basil, Dave, Raymondo. I thought it was weird' Shane Hawkins. Exactly. it's not us that's changed, it's the town. I'm right, aren't I, Andy? Andy, aren't I right? You're never wrong. No, whatever the fuck's happening, we can't stay in the gents forever. Ten people have entered this toilet in the last five minutes and not a single one has come back out again. That's going to look suspicious. Gay loving.
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Wait, who are you calling? Vanessa. Who's Vanessa? My wife. Why are you calling your wife? Because she's my wife. You just said we don't know how far this goes. I was just thinking about the pub. Oh, well, there's a surprise. I can't get through. Can you get through to Sam? I've got full bars and I'm not getting through. I'm sorry, your call cannot be connected at this time. Must be the network. Holy shit. This is all connected.
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This can't be happening. Can it? You said it, mate. I can't believe it. I know, mate. I can't believe you lied about your mum! That was a white lie! How is that a white lie? She's not dead, is she?
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Wait, wait, wait! Where are you going? To get help. No, don't do that! What, don't get help? We don't know how far this goes.
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What did I miss? Your friends trying to help. We don't need your help. Well, what should we do?
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Hello, Trevor. Hello, sir.
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I understand.
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Thanks a bunch.
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But...
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It looks like you, it even has your memories, but really it's just a vessel to spread their message. Trust, love, respect, desire. Replaced in the name of progress.
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Why didn't you say anything? About what? About what you said in the garden.
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They can bring you back exactly the same or even make you young again.
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Sam, who was the boy that you liked in sixth form? Adrian?
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If you're not on their side, they'll create a version that is.