Yeah, okay. Maybe. [Julie] See, why don't I look like that? Yeah. Just once, I'd like to have the song "New York Groove" playing and feel like it really applies to my life. You've never even been to New York. That's why I'm applying to New York colleges. Do you know if Sarah Lawrence is actually in the city? - Your parents would pay for that? - Scholarships, financial aid... I'll figure it out. My mom thinks I can't get in, but she is sorely mistaken.
Lady Bird
11.5s
- Only 56. - [knocking on door] - [Miguel] Can Shelly and I get in there? - In a minute, honey. - Dad and I are still in here. - That's too young. - Lady Bird, you better be dressed. - I am dressed. Yeah. I'm gonna send them a note.
Lady Bird
13.7s
So, because my grade book has... disappeared, here's what we're gonna do. I'm gonna count on you to reconstruct it, okay? Now, I know you all know your grades better than anybody. I have a general idea, but this is all about the honor code right now.
Lady Bird
10s
I thought it was more like B-minus, maybe even C-plus territory? No, because I did really well on the last quiz. Oh. I seem to remember you doing only slightly better. That brought my average up to a B.
Lady Bird
2.8s
- It's your honor. - [doorbell rings]
Lady Bird
18.5s
[Danny] A reading from the book of Genesis. "The Lord took Abram outside and said, 'Look up at the sky and count the stars if you can.' Just so, he added, 'Shall your descendants be.' Abram put his faith in the Lord. Who credited to him as an act of righteousness." [all chanting]
Lady Bird
17.9s
- Weird. - [Sister Sarah Joan] Ladies. We have a decision to make. Prom themes. Top options so far, cities of the world, eternal flame, and movies. [students chattering] - Oh, where is Father Leviatch? - [whistle blowing] All right, let's have everyone take a knee. Huh? - [male student] What? - Cozy sit.
Lady Bird
13.2s
That's where our starter house was. Which street? Um, 44th. It's the three-story blue one with the white shutters and the American flag in the front. Yeah. I know that one. Do you want to go over there right now and eat?
I live in Granite Bay, otherwise I'd say let's go there.
Lady Bird
1.9s
What do you want us to do? She's drunk.
Lady Bird
1.2s
Wait. Where do you live?
Lady Bird
2.8s
Oh, um, The 40s.
Lady Bird
1.3s
Give me a number.
Lady Bird
1m2s
I said, "Just because something looks ugly doesn't mean that it's morally wrong." You think dead children aren't morally wrong? No. I'm just saying that if you took up close pictures of my vagina while I was on my period, it would be disturbing, but it doesn't make it wrong. Excuse me? Listen. If your mother had had the abortion, we wouldn't have to sit through this stupid assembly. [students gasps, chuckle] [students whispering indistinctly] [Marion] Suspended? How does this happen? Everything we do is for you. Everything. Do you think I like driving that car around? - No. - Do you? - No. - Do you think I like working double shifts at the psych hospital? - No. - You needed to go to the Catholic school because your brother saw somebody knifed in front of him at the public school. Is that what you want? Larry, what are you doing on the computer? - Nothing. - You think your dad and I don't know how ashamed that you are of us? Your dad knows. Your dad knows why you ask him to drop you off a block away from school every day. - Dad, I didn't mean to. - You made him feel horrible! - Horrible! You know that? - [Lady Bird] I'm sorry.
Lady Bird
2.4s
- Nothing. - [teacher] Please. Share.
Lady Bird
16.6s
Darlene, can you excuse us? Darlene's staying. Why aren't you in Algebra 2? - I switched sections. - Why? Aren't Jenna and Kyle enough? [chuckles] I'm sorry that you're jealous. [chuckles] Jenna's a moron, you know. She's not. She's in AP Calculus. She's a moron in a deeper sense. You don't even know her.