Great party, Felix. Why, thank you, friend. Felix. You're needed on the dance floor!
Wreck-It Ralph
25.2s
Tut-tut. As your merciful princess, I hereby decree that everyone who was ever mean to me shall be executed. What? No, please! Oh my land. This place just got interesting. I don't want to die! I'm just kidding. Stop crying, Taffyta. I'm trying, but it won't stop.
Wreck-It Ralph
29.4s
Look, the code may say I'm a princess. But I know who I really am, Ralph, I'm a racer with the greatest superpower ever. I was here, I was there. I was glitching through the walls. I'm not giving that up. Um, pardon me for asking, but without a princess, who's going to lead us? Yeah. Who? Me. I'm thinking more along the lines of a constitutional democracy. President Vanellope von Schweetz. Has a nice ring to it, don't you think?
Wreck-It Ralph
9.9s
You know, you could just stay here and live in the castle. You'd have your own wing where no one would ever complain about your stench. or treat you bad ever again. You could be happy.
Wreck-It Ralph
24.8s
- Is he serious? - Oh please! Where's a bad guy going to win a medal? Of course he's not serious. I've never been more serious about anything in my life. That's why I came straight here, Tapper. You've never given me a bum steer. Now, come on. Where can a guy like me go and win a medal? I don't think such a game exists, Ralph. Come on. You know people. There's got to be... Tapper, I need a root beer. Coming! Hold that thought.
Wreck-It Ralph
4.8s
I'm already happy. I've got the coolest friend in the world.
Wreck-It Ralph
34.1s
You must love you. Yeah! Inside here! Yes. Okay. All right, I get you. Watch out. It's dripping. Question, Ralph. We've been asking you to Bad-Anon for years now. And tonight you finally show up. - Why is that? - I don't know. I just felt like coming. I mean, I suppose it has something to do with the fact that... Well, today is the 30th anniversary of my game. Well, happy anniversary, Ralph. Thanks, Satan. It's Sateen, actually. Got it. But here's the thing.
Wreck-It Ralph
8.6s
Okay, gang, see you next week. Listen, I can't do snacks next week. Hang in there, Ralph. Hey, zombie, don't forget your hatchets. There you go.
Wreck-It Ralph
9.2s
And besides, I've got a job to do, too. It may not be as fancy as being president, but it's my duty. And it's a big duty!
Wreck-It Ralph
3.3s
You did it, Ralph! Way to go, brother!
Wreck-It Ralph
2s
Adorabeezle Winterpop!
Wreck-It Ralph
1.5s
King Candy!
Wreck-It Ralph
1.7s
The glitch!
Wreck-It Ralph
12.1s
And thank you to today's avatars. It was a wonderful day of racing. It was. But now the arcade is closed, so it's time to wipe the slate clean. And race to decide our new roster.
Wreck-It Ralph
11.8s
Right. I'm sorry. You lost me there. - Zombie! Bad guy! - Hi, zombie. Hi, zombie. Zangief saying labels not make you happy. Good! Bad!
Wreck-It Ralph
8.9s
I'm bad, and that's good. I will never be good, and that's not bad. There's no one I'd rather be than me.