Thanks for helping us pack the car. I'm sorry. I didn't realize you guys were done already.
The King of Staten Island
7.8s
- Fucking asshole. - Throw a fucking punch at me? - Oh, yeah. - Huh? You gonna cool off? - Come here, cocksucker. - You gonna cool off? I'll fucking cool you off. Yeah, I'll fucking cool you off!
The King of Staten Island
5.7s
All right, that's it, that's it. It's over. It's over. Huh? Huh? - You like that? You like that? - Ow.
The King of Staten Island
5.8s
Oh, well, I could help. You want me to help? Yes. Yes. Please.
The King of Staten Island
3.5s
Shut off your ringers! Goddamn it.
The King of Staten Island
2.3s
- Mm. - You know...
The King of Staten Island
1m4s
Oh, Jesus Christ. What are you doing here? Look, uh, I-I don't have anywhere else to go, all right? I'm out of options, so... Why would I care? I'm sorry. Like, uh-uh... Go sleep under a tree. I don't care. Do you have any idea what you took from me? Do you? Huh? You do a 60-minute interview with my ex-wife to find out what kind of guy I am? What do you think she was gonna say? - I don't know. I... - By the way, I'm not a gambler, okay? I day-trade. I don't know the difference. You should've found out before you shot your mouth off. I know you smoke a lot of weed, but you're not dumb. You knew what the fuck you were doing. You went to the person that hates me the most to get the worst review you could possibly get. Why didn't you come down here and ask these guys what they thought of me? Did you ever think of doing that? I'm sorry. You're right. You're right. - Uh, I shouldn't have done... - You're not sorry or you wouldn't have done it. So now what? Now you don't have a place to stay? So now you come down here with your little puppy dog look on your face, and I'm supposed to feel bad? Look, all I know is, if you're not nice to me, then my mom will hate you forever and she'll never forgive you. Really? You're gonna play that card? It's a, it's a pretty good card. It's all I got.
The King of Staten Island
1.8s
This is how he drew it.
The King of Staten Island
25.6s
Well done. When you have bedbugs, everybody leaves. My parents stopped calling. My brothers and sisters stopped coming over. My girl left. Everybody's gone. And you know who's there for you at the end? Ironically? The bedbugs. I never thought I'd say it, but if I make chief, I'm making you my aide. - Yeah? - What's up, kid? Well, how do you think you did on the test? Tough test. I mean, you know, I hope I did good. Fuck!
The King of Staten Island
1.4s
- Very nice. - Mm.
The King of Staten Island
15.3s
- You know how they procreate? - No. The male bedbug takes his penis and jams it into the female's stomach. Does the female have a vagina? Yeah, she does. It doesn't matter. He jams it into her stomach. Well, how do you know all this, man? How do I know? I researched it.
The King of Staten Island
48.2s
What the hell are you still doing here? Well, you know, believe it or not, I-I couldn't find a place to live in just a night, so... - I believe it. - I'm kind of fucked, Ray. Yes, you are. I'd say finish up your free breakfast, and, uh, hit the bricks. All right. It's all right. The kid can stay. But you got to work, all right? You ready to do some work? Yeah. Did... did you just, did you just make me a fireman? No. Go clean the toilets or get the fuck out. Did I make you a... What... Hey, do me a favor. The bathroom downstairs... I-I used it. You can start there. Great. Get gloves. Pretty muddy. You know, when I see a big stain like that, I go up and down, and then I go left and right. - Good times. - There you go. You got to get the splatter.
The King of Staten Island
19.3s
No, I got this one to impress a girl. Oh? And how did that work out? Not good. - We've been married 18 years. - Ooh, poor woman. - 18 years, huh? - Congratulations. - Thank you. - Wow. The rest I got, you know, Maori, tribal. It's beautiful work, man. Thank you, man. I appreciate that. - What was that one? - Maori. This stands for strength and courage. - Really? - Yeah.
The King of Staten Island
23.6s
You see that? That's a nice straight line. Yeah, you guys, uh, got to do a lot of shit work, huh? We don't refer to it as shit work. This is our house. We want it to look nice. You know, company pride. You got to wash it hot. Hot. Not warm, not cold. Extra hot. - Okay. - Because of the bedbugs. What-What's bedbugs? They're, uh, a-a tiny insect that get into your home and they run you out.
The King of Staten Island
13.5s
I hear you're Stan's kid. He was a brave man. It's an honor to meet you. Thanks, man. It's a, it's an honor to meet you, too. I-I didn't do anything, though. You don't think you did? No. I appreciate your sacrifice.
The King of Staten Island
12.9s
It's good, right? Yeah, it's better than good. Did a great job. Yeah. He said he was gonna teach me. He said he'd teach you how to do that? Yeah.
The King of Staten Island
11.1s
It's weird having you walk me to school. Why is that? 'Cause Scott always walks me. I walk you sometimes. I guess so.
The King of Staten Island
8.3s
Were you on the job when Stan was killed? Yeah. You know I was. What's the first thing you thought of when you heard?