Okay, Candy Cane. Stick one of his bozaks in there. I'm not touching his balls. What, are you a princess all of a sudden? I've seen you scoop out brains before. You want me to scoop his brains out, I'll scoop his brains out right now, but I'm not touching his junk. I don't care who does it. I better be looking at flat balls, like, in three seconds. I'll do it. Krampus. Perfect. Oh, not that guy. Not that guy. That's what I love about sociopaths. Always up for trying new things. You don't need to do this, okay? No, it's all right. Um... Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, God. Oh, my God.
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He wasn't asking you. She's playing make-believe. She's pretending to talk to Santa. It's not pretend. Santa's my friend, and he said he's going to save us. No. - And beat you up. - Oh, is he? I bet he'd come out of hiding if you asked him to, huh? What do you say you come with me -and we play a little game with him, huh? -No, no, no. Trudy, come on. Tell him the truth now. - You aren't talking to Santa. - Yes, I am. No, you're not. Come on, now. -Yes, I am. -Damn it, Trudy, Santa isn't real!
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- Really? - Aw. What a way to find out that there's no Santa. Hey, let's come back Easter and ruin the Easter Bunny for her, too, huh? - Trudy! - Come back here! - Stop her! - Trudy! -Hey! You idiots, stay at your posts. Trudy! I'll find this little brat.
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I'm telling you, no one hired a Santa. All right, all right, all right. You're right. You're right. Let's stop it. Let's stop it. What are we doing here? Come on. What are we, amateurs? We're half-assing this. Come on. It's not called a finger cracker.
Violent Night
15.1s
Put your nuts in. Yummy, yummy. Stop hurting my daddy... or Santa will get mad. Ah, what a cutie. So, what do we know about Santa, little one? She doesn't know anything about Santa.
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Santa's just a thing adults tell kids to make them feel better, okay?
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4.2s
Your mommy and I give you the presents, and we say they're from Santa.
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6s
Mrs. Claus and I have been going on year, uh, 1,100, and...
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2s
Oh, shit.
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Can you use your Christmas magic to make them love each other again? I wish I had that kind of power.
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But giving you a kite, floating just beneath the clouds, well, it's about as good as it gets. I knew it. I knew you were real, Santa.
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I remember, um... when Trudy Lightstone wrote to me. She must have been about six years old, and she said that she felt lonely sometimes. She missed having a best friend. And so I brought her a beautiful little stuffed rabbit. Mr. Bunny. And then I remember the next year, and you said you had this amazing dream and that, afterwards, all you wanted to do was... To fly! To fly. To fly.