Just turn around and close your eyes. Maybe put your fingers in your ears and, uh, sing "Jingle Bells" as loud as you can. ♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells ♪ ♪ Jingle all the way ♪ ♪ Oh, how fun it is to ride... ♪ You were about to murder an innocent child. ♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells... ♪ Innocent? It's naughty. Naughty. Naughty! It's part of the Lightstone legacy. We're horrible people. So I get why you did what you did. When your grandfather told me I'd never run the company because a girl doesn't have what it takes, I had to snatch the reins away from him. But the point is, a Lightstone takes what's theirs. I'm proud of you, son. All right, where the hell is it?
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Help me! Help me! Help!
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Oh, shit! Ho, ho! Fuck!
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And the Three Wise Men presented him with gifts of frankincense, myrrh... and cold hard cash. Load it up, boys. All right, we're securing the money. Kill the hostages and meet us outside. What? No.
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You got to kill Aunt Linda first. What the hell, Bert? You want to squeeze in being a little shit before you die, Bertrude? - I say shoot him first. - What? Wait. No, no, no. Don't shoot him. Don't shoot him first. And don't you call him a little shit, you gold-digging bitch. Okay. I changed my mind. -Shoot the alcoholic bitch first. -Don't call my mom - an alcoholic bitch. - Your mom's an alcoholic. - I'm sorry. - You're a gold-digging bitch. Oh, I'm a gold-digger, when I have a whole-ass career? You're not even part of the fucking family. - She's an engineer. - You know goddamn well... Shut up!
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Incoming! Son of a fucking...
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Don't worry about us, Mr. Claus. We got this. Who is that guy? He said he was Mr. Claus.
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Oh, Jesus. Sorry.
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Hi, Trudy. Hi. I made booby traps like in the movie. It was so funny. Ho, ho, ho.
Anybody know how to work these gizmos? I think so. I used to hunt with my dad. Ow. Copy that. How's that looking? - Yeah, I got it on lockdown. - Heads on a swivel, boys.
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♪ We waited all through the year ♪ ♪ For the day to appear ♪ ♪ When we could be together ♪ ♪ In harmony ♪ ♪ You know the time will come ♪ ♪ Peace on Earth for everyone ♪ Suck on this.
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Oh. Trudy! Mommy! Thank God, baby. Are you okay? I'm okay, Mommy. Okay. This is my friend, Santa. What the fuck? I can't thank you enough, Mister... Claus. But please call me Santa. Mm-hmm. You guys should get out of here. It's dangerous. They took my husband and her grandmother.
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That was for Morgan. He may have been stupid, but he was very, very hot.
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-All right, let's get the fuck out of here. -Let's go. - Go where? - Come on, move, you old bat.
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- Incoming! - Heads up!
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Hello, Santa? This is Trudy Lightstone. I hope you're having a nice night. Mm. It's really cold tonight, so don't forget your mittens.
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But then... then I realized I don't need any of that.
