Got it. We'll be giving you a new identity. You'll no longer be Susan Cooper. I had a few ideas for that. Your new name... I was just spitballing and I thought... Seraphina, Maddox, Gisele... Carol Jenkins. If I may, ma'am, there was a 13-year-old girl named Carol... that used to kind of take me around the neighborhood... and use my braid as a dog leash... and make me beg for biscuits... Carol Jenkins. Yes. Carol Jenkins, huh? Carol Jenkins is a single mother of four... temporarily relocated from Delaware to increase sales for a software company. Okay, that is... a different occup...
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33.4s
I must have watched this 15 times now... because what the fuck? I almost put it up on YouTube. I was, to say the least, uncomfortable with the event. But I would also like to say, it was over 10 years ago. The instructor was not harmed. Fine was your mentor, right? Yes. Why did you not become a field agent? Well, we're such a great fit and a great team. Fine made some great points. Maybe I match better with, just staying... In his ear. Well... Yeah, he sniped you. All the top agents used to do that before I got here. I really thought he made some great points.
Spy
11.6s
All right, have you had any field training since then? 10 years is a long time. No, ma'am. Normally, I would send you back to The Farm, but there's no time... and I can't take a chance of anyone leaking your name. (LAUGHING) Am I going?
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10.1s
I'm just not sure... how De Luca is gonna take me seriously if I look like this. De Luca is not going to take you anything. In case you did not hear me... you are not to make direct contact with any of the targets.
Spy
7.7s
You're going. Okay. Jeez. Sorry. But it's a track and report mission only.
Spy
3.2s
I was just wondering if this was my family, or if I had taken hostages.
Spy
1.8s
Is there a problem? No.
Spy
1.4s
(SPEAKING FRENCH)
Spy
17s
You had him as Secret Santa and you gave him tampons! It's called the rivalry of men. You wouldn't understand. Unless you've got a dong up underneath that skirt. That is super rude, and don't say "dong"... and don't do that! Nobody sees me when I don't want them to. I move like a fucking shadow.
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17.5s
Yeah, I'm having a hard time with this one. I died for five minutes, and then I came back to life. What's he wear...? He looks like he's in the cast of Newsies. Does Crocker even know you're here? I don't need anyone's permission to save the country... and avenge my dear friend Bradley Fine's death. You didn't even like him. You used to call him "Beverly Whine"!
Spy
8.5s
Wow. It was like dog fighting. But instead of dogs fighting, it was humans ingesting poison... and rich people would bet... whether we would live or die.
Spy
25.2s
You go make some friends, and stop stalking me! Was it your mission to tip off the target so he burns everything in advance? If so, well done. Phenomenal job. I'm sure they got suspicious because they've been seeing you all over the place! You're gonna get yourself killed. Nothing kills me. I'm immune to 179 different types of poison. I know, because I ingested them all at once... when I was deep undercover... in an underground, poison-ingesting crime ring.
Spy
7s
Oh, bugger me with a fish pole. It's Ford. Sharon, Ford's in the field. Did you know this? Until he checks in, there's nothing I can do.
Spy
1.2s
Might just be a looky-loo.
Spy
7.1s
He's gone all sorts of rogue. Sharon says he really did quit. Elaine couldn't stop him. He's out for blood. Yeah, real tough guy in his Louis Vuitton backpack.
Spy
6.6s
He's meeting with some woman. I don't recognize her. You have any idea who she is? No, it's hard to make out. Can you get any closer?
Spy
4.9s
Do you think Ford's leading him into a trap? Idiot doesn't even know he's being followed.
Spy
2.9s
Nancy, our guy just switched out Ford's backpack. It's a setup.