Alfred, you've been watching way too many Lifetime movies and drinking chardonnay. - It's Pinot grigio, sir. - Whatever it is. Listen, you don't have a family. You're satisfied serving me.
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...surrender. What?
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As you wish, sir.
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Man, am I sorry I asked. Anyway, have fun in jail and... Batman, what are you doing?
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Uh, what did you just say? I said, "I surrender." Joker, what are you doing?
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Scuttler online. Chief O'Hara, we're coming in hot! I'm almost there.
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So what do you know about having a surrogate son?
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I've always wanted one of those.
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Now, I'm gonna go fight crime while you put that kid on the next jet to the orphanage. Got it?
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Warrior two. Pigeon pose. Tree pose.
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'Puter, where's the bomb? The bomb is located at the base of the energy core.
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'Puter, do you hear me?
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- Whoa. - Batman, take out Joker's bomb. I'll get that Projector! 10-4, Co-Go.
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Batman, there are no more vigilantes allowed in Gotham City. Okay. Totally got it. Then I have to go into double-secret super vigilante mode.
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Yes! Yes! Yes!
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Okay, Alfred, bring the pain.
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Computer, how do I put the Joker in the Phantom Zone? Quickest route, no freeways.
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Should I get experimental surgery to make my eyes larger and more vulnerable-looking?