- You guys saved my life. - Nothing doing, Billy the Kid. - Where are we going? - The golden age of civilization. - Where? - Ancient Greece, dude. Don't worry, we'll bring you back as soon as you talk at our report. What?
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I don't know. Philosophize with him. "All we are is dust in the wind," dude. Dust. Wind. Dude.
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"So-crates: "'The only true wisdom... "'... consists in knowing that you know nothing."' That's us, dude!
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It's under "So-crates." Yeah.
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- Look. - It's the Goodyear blimp.
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Well, then...
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Come on!
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Let's get out of here, dude.
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Even the dirt is clean. Bowling averages are way up. Mini-golf scores are way down. And we have more excellent waterslides... ...than any other planet we communicate with. I'm telling you, this place is great... ...but it almost wasn't. You see, 700 years ago, the two great ones... ...ran into a few problems. So now I have to travel back in time to help them out. If I fail to keep these two on the correct path... ... the basis of our society will be in danger. Don't worry, it'll all make sense. I'm a professional.
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Hello again, my excellent friends.
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Thank you, San Dimas High.
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Okay, Ted, George Washington. - One: The father of our country. - Two: Born on Presidents' Day. Three: The dollar-bill guy. You ever made a mushroom out of his head? Alaska. Okay. Had wooden teeth, chased Moby Dick. That's Capt. Ahab, dude.
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God.
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Everything is different, but the same. Things are more moderner than before. Bigger... ... and yet smaller.
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All right, come on, grandpa.
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What's your birthday, Mr. Lincoln? February 12, 1809.
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Why do you claim I'm not Sigmund Freud? Why do you keep asking me these questions? Tell me about your mother.