Okay. Or another thing you can do is just flat-out pretend to be dead.
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No, seriously. Think about what you're doing here, dickhead. I've been doing my broody Wolverine face on this girl's wall... ...for five and a quarter years, and at this point, I'm probably only still here... ...because she'd feel weirdly guilty or disloyal taking me down. But I'm goddamned if I'm letting a little punk like you waltz in here... ...stupiding up the place! Not on my watch, pal. Greg, what's wrong?
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"Hey, Rachel. I just want you to remember "that your cancer is all part of God's plan."
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GREG: So if this was a touching romantic story... ...this is probably where a new feeling would wash over me... ...and our eyes would meet and suddenly we would be furiously making out... ...with the fire of a thousand suns.
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That's how India achieved statehood. Here, try it. (GRUNTING)
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Nope. Come on, it's easy.
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There's a lot of pillows in here.
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Mmm-hmm.
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I mean, probably, yeah. You gonna play with them titties? No. It's not like that. Well, that's not right. I mean, this could be her last chance on Earth to be with a man. Don't make this about you. Earl!
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(SIGHS)
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(SCREAMING CONTINUES) (DOOPIE BARKING)
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...who became a man.
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Books.
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Is that a Black Power salute? No, I was going in for a fist bump. I can't fist bump you from up here. GREG: Yeah, I realize that.
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I actually have to go.
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GREG: So over the years we've mostly hung out at my place. Usually with my dad, a tenured sociology professor. What you got, cat? You wanna fight? Didn't think so, punk-ass cat. GREG'S DAD: Boys! GREG: His job allows him to be frequently at home doing nothing. You'll want to pay close attention to this. The insane conquistador, Aguirre, is raging through the jungle... ...in search of a golden city that doesn't exist. The wrath of God. GREG'S DAD: It's a classic of foreign cinema. Who else is with me? (LAUGHING) GREG: In addition to the best films... This is cuttlefish. ...my house also has the weirdest food. A sea creature much like a squid. It is a favorite East Asian snack food. Obviously we come from pretty different backgrounds. But somehow, we like most of the same things. Yes, its smell is odd and repellent to our Western noses. And we learned pretty early on that we were the only ones who liked... ...for example, classics of foreign cinema.