Really? None of you? Oh, come on, Heather. You haven't drank once. You are such a prude! Or maybe I've just never had sex in public.
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Believe it or not, this is my first high school party. You didn't miss much. I always preferred staying at home, throwing on a little NPR. You were so much cooler than me.
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1.5s
Yeah, it is.
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Jennifer's not a skank. Dude, yes, she is. I'm gonna throw up. Oh, my God. That's disgusting. What're you doing?
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All right, hurry up, Stifler. Come on.
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1.2s
Happy birthday.
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Yeah, I just don't normally drink like this. You're telling me you haven't gotten a little bit tipsy on Myers Family Wine Night? I see somebody's been stalking my Facebook page. At least I don't take pictures of my meals. Who's stalking who now? Okay, so I've been by your page maybe once or twice. You were dating someone named Alessandro?
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1.7s
No, no!
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5.4s
It's on. Watch it, Stifler. You know these girls are, like, half your age. I know.
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12.7s
Okay, after this drink, I have to go home. Jim. There's a smoking hot 18-year-old girl over there that you used to babysit. And you're not going to do anything about that? Need I remind you that I am married to Michelle? Exactly.
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1.4s
Stifler?
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1.2s
Stifler.
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I've only been working as an architect for the last few years, and from home. You've been with the same company for over ten years. That's awesome, it sounds like everything is working out for you.
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Oh, come on, guys. I think we're all pretty lucky.
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3.5s
Guys, I'm telling you, tonight is gonna be the night she promised me a year ago.
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Hey.
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3.2s
Wait, is that Heather?
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Oh, wait. There he is. All right. Yep, he's taking their beer.
