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You're not very tolerant, huh?

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(CELL PHONE RINGING)

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Who are you?

Ted

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I gotta fuck her again.

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Excuse me.

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Johnny. You're going to be okay, buddy. Do you understand? You're going to be fine.

Ted

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Wait, was it any one of those names with a "Lynn" after it? Yes. I got you, motherfucker. I got you. Okay. Brandi-Lynn, Heather-Lynn, Channing... Tami-Lynn. Fuck!

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(SINGING) Oh, my little sixpence My pretty little sixpence Stop it. Knock it off. I love my sixpence Better than my life Stop it! Fuck! Why you got to take it to that place? You took it to a very... Now it's real. Now it's a real thing. Come on. Take it easy. All right, look, let's just find a better place to get stoned.

Ted

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Back off, Susan Boyle!

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(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

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You know, your boss called this morning asking me how my arm was.

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(GROANS) (COUGHS)

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It was you.

Ted

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We sure did.

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TED: Yeah, see, there's the guy.

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He's a bear. Got it. Oh, my God! This house is fucking huge! I know. Try not to get lost. Come on in.

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(GRUNTING)

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(AUDIENCE CHEERING)

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