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Having discovered at last, that all they really needed was each other.

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He's a bear. Got it. Oh, my God! This house is fucking huge! I know. Try not to get lost. Come on in.

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So, talk to me, Johnny Quest. How are things with you and Lori? Things are great, actually. That's great. That is great.

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I don't know, I got fucking wasted last night. My phone says I texted someone at 3:15, asking them to beat me up.

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Wait, was it any one of those names with a "Lynn" after it? Yes. I got you, motherfucker. I got you. Okay. Brandi-Lynn, Heather-Lynn, Channing... Tami-Lynn. Fuck!

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We sure did.

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(GRUNTING)

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(GASPS) Ooh!

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(METAL SCRAPING)

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(SINGING) Oh, my little sixpence My pretty little sixpence Stop it. Knock it off. I love my sixpence Better than my life Stop it! Fuck! Why you got to take it to that place? You took it to a very... Now it's real. Now it's a real thing. Come on. Take it easy. All right, look, let's just find a better place to get stoned.

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Never mind. Take her to Benihana. John, look, don't you think after four years maybe she's hoping for something more than dinner? Like what? I don't know, but if it were me, I'd be expecting a proposal.

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NARRATOR: John was just about the happiest boy in the world and he couldn't wait to tell everyone the good news.

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(CELL PHONE RINGING)

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You know I love you.

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How do you know?

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Go away.

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You? You know, not bad actually. I met a girl. She's a cashier. No way, that's awesome! Yeah. Well, we should fucking double-date, or something. You, me and Lori, and what's her name? White trash name. Guess.

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(SIGHS) Fuck it. Fine. Fine. It sure as hell beats crying myself to sleep every night. And if that means getting you off my back, well, that's just a bonus. I'll pick you up at 8:00.

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