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Longclaw? Hello, Sonic. If you're watching this, then something has happened to me. And I pray you've made it to Earth unharmed. This world has been chosen for a very important reason. It's the secret location of the Master Emerald. Whoa. The Emerald has the power to turn thoughts into reality. Like the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man from Ghostbusters. Shh! In the wrong hands, it could threaten all life in the universe. Protecting the Emerald was my sacred duty. And now I must pass that responsibility to you.
Sonic the Hedgehog 2
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[Sonic on tape] Whoa, whoa, whoa. Stop right there. I wouldn't come any closer, because this little hedgehog had way too many chili dogs. Oh, no. Oh, no. [Farts] I'm so embarrassed. Get out of here quick! Oh, no, here comes another one! [farts] Go. Now. Save yourself. [tape rewinds] Whoa, whoa, whoa. Stop right there. I wouldn't come any closer, [distorting] because this little hedgehog had way too many chili dogs. Oh, no. Oh, no. [Farts] I'm so embarrassed. Get out of here... Ugh! I knew I should've used real farts.
Sonic the Hedgehog 2
25.6s
But trust me when I tell you, there will come a time when your powers will be needed. But you don't choose that moment. That moment chooses you. Whoa. Look at you. [Chuckles] Look at that. I just got goose bumps. Wait a second. Did you steal that from Oprah? No, sir. That is a Wachowski family special. Came from my dad, in this very boat, on this very lake.
Sonic the Hedgehog 2
27.7s
You see, Earth is my turf, G. If you don't know how to floss, you'll be lost without me. I understand nothing of what you just said. I help you retrieve the Emerald, and you use it to... destroy the hedgehog! You're suggesting an alliance. Around here we simply grip each other's hands tightly.
Sonic the Hedgehog 2