I did think it might be an actual mattress, but you know. Well, air mattresses are actual mattresses. - [ Laughs ] - You're being bigoted... - Okay. Uh-huh. - ...towards air-based... Uh-huh. - Towards air-based mattresses? - ...comfort items.
The Big Sick
6.8s
Should I just, like, put my stuff down or... Yeah, I would say it's safe. You know what? That area's... Go for that area.
The Big Sick
3.2s
I have... I have strict rules. Cool. Cool.
The Big Sick
3.2s
Should I take my shoes off or is this a shoes-on bed?
The Big Sick
6.4s
- Just... - [ Both laugh ] Your driver will be ready as soon as he puts on his pants.
The Big Sick
4.6s
Were you available for rides while we were fucking? Yeah, but I only looked a couple times.
The Big Sick
3.9s
Yeah, but we were, like, in the throes of passion then, and...
The Big Sick
16.3s
Yeah, I'm just not that kind of girl. I only have sex once on the first date. - Wow. - Plus a hand job. [ Laughs ] Okay, well, I haven't had that, so... You don't get that because you made fun of me. What is happening? What are you doing? I'm changing under this blanket. I've seen everything. Do you remember? We were just having sex.
The Big Sick
10.6s
Actually, I do know why. It's because they thought I looked like Beetlejuice. I think I'm done with this subject. In fact, I think I'm gonna go home. Wait, wait. We haven't even had sex again yet.
The Big Sick
2.7s
- That's good. - No, it's really not good.
The Big Sick
6.2s
Were you, like, voted, like, most sexy? No. I was voted most noticeable.
The Big Sick
10.7s
I, uh, had acne, and I was a goth, and... [ Sighs ] I had this terrible perm. Um, yeah, the kids called me Beetlejuice. I don't know why.
The Big Sick
2.8s
What were you like in high school? Um...
The Big Sick
5.3s
- Oh, no. - Big fan. - And you're so serious, too. - Okay. I read an interview with Hugh Grant.
The Big Sick
7.2s
- He said he doesn't smile. - No. That's not real. 'Cause it makes his face look fat, so I didn't... [ Laughing ] I didn't smile in pictures for many years.
The Big Sick
1.4s
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The Big Sick
6.3s
And I'm thinking I'm killing it right now. - What inspired this haircut? - Hugh Grant. - No. - Yeah.
