Have you guys heard of this drug cocktail called cheese? Uh, I saw these news reports, so I looked up what cheese is, and cheese is a mixture. Cheese is Tylenol PM and heroin. [ Scattered laughter ] So, really, it's heroin.
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You know, so I forgot your birthday. - Who gives a shit? - [ Audience laughs ] Like, you are cosmically overreacting to this.
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6.7s
Honestly, you are being super selfish. You're right, but you're selfish. - [ Audience applauding ] - [ Man whoops ]
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5.1s
I was in bed with my girlfriend, and I was trying to mansplain to her that, you know, we...
The Big Sick
9.3s
We are on one little rock orbiting one star in a galaxy of a billion stars in a universe... full of a billion galaxies.
The Big Sick
7.8s
You guys don't know how tough it is not to struggle. It's-- It's a struggle succeeding effortlessly. - Did he say anything about me? - Sure.
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3s
I would've noticed you. [ Chuckles ]
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- They seemed to like it. - They're so nice.
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7.2s
CJ: And you know what I realized halfway through? - You're from Pakistan. - MARY: Yes. - Cool, good to see you, Emily. - Yes. Okay, bye, guys. - Great. Bye, guys. - Keep up the...
The Big Sick
9.4s
I am getting, like, a lot of bright fruit. I'd say it's very fruit-forward. Mmm-hmm. It tastes like grape juice that's gone bad. - Like... - [ Laughing ] Yeah. Why do you know so much about wine?
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4.3s
- Ghosting? - Yes. You have to end it now, or Mom will fucking ghost you.
The Big Sick
1.4s
Batting.
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1.3s
Now, come on.
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16.4s
What's the whole thing with Muslims growing beards, anyway? It's such an arbitrary thing, right? Like, who decided that, "Oh, we have to have beards." Oh. But you'll do... So, there's a billion of us, and you're the only one with the truth. Is that right? So, the sun is just shining down on you right now. It's just parting. [ Vocalizing ]
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7.3s
- That's a weird thing to say. - Why? I just said what you said, exactly what you said. Yeah, it wasn't weird when I said it.
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2.6s
- No... - It's okay.
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1.8s
That Craig guy?
The Big Sick
8s
You should get it looked at. Do you want ice? - I don't need anything. - I can get you a bag of ice. Look, I'm walking on it. I'm totally fine. - I can carry you. - Kumail, seriously, stop. I can carry you the rest of the day. Stop.
