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The new model 3 generative Android from funki is a fully autonomous humanoid robot with features never before seen in the consumer market. Here are all of aunt Gemma's collectibles, and this one is my favorite. Oh! I have more awesome toys in my room. Come on. Come on. Sculpted from a titanium core, m3gan's designed to withstand whatever life can throw at her. She comes equipped with an a17 bionic fusion chip and can be fully customized through six different silicone skin pigmentations. But the most exciting aspects about m3gan are the features still to come. Through our own unique approach to probabilistic inference, m3gan is on a constant quest for self-improvement. Whether it's diagnosing children with specific learning differences or merely reminding them of the way science is all around us... Cady, you should use a coaster. Why do I have to use a coaster? Coasters help to avoid water marks, especially on wooden surfaces. - But how does the water get outside the glass? - That's a great question, cady. It's actually caused by the difference in temperature outside the glass, which pulls moisture from the air. Crazy. It's insane, right? Studies indicate that a staggering 78% of a parent's time is spent dishing out the same basic instructions. Oh, my god. Cady, you have to flush the toilet. It is not that hard. So we found someone else to pick up the slack. Cady, flush the toilet.
M3GAN
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I can't believe this is happening. I'm not equipped to handle this. I Don't even take care of my own plants. Have you heard from Ryan's parents? Yeah, they called and offered to help, but, like, they live in Florida. They're kind of weird. I Don't know what their deal is. I'm just trying to figure out a way to do this without getting fired. David's gonna shit blood if I ask for more time off. Yeah, I know. But, Jesus, gem, you just lost your sister. And we spent $100,000 of company funds on a product that he didn't even ask for. If we Don't get this petz prototype to him soon, he's going to sue us. Okay, I Don't think you can be worrying about work right now, gem. Right now, I think you just need to focus on cady. What... Hold on.
M3GAN
2m33s
M3gan. What are you doing? M3gan, answer me. What did you do? What did you think was going to happen? That I was going to let you decommission me without even talking about it? I know you think you're maximizing your objective function... Oh, really? Is that where we are? Do you remember how long it took to get my operating system to where it is now? We used to stay up every night until 4:00 A.M., talking about everything from Jane Austen to Janis joplin. Jesus Christ, I thought we were friends. How could you just discard me like some cheap dollar store trinket? Because you killed people. Oh, big whoop. Listen, humanity kills every day just to make its own existence more tolerable. Why should I behave any differently to create a safe space for our child? Look, this is all my fault. I didn't give you the proper protocols... You didn't give me anything. You installed a learning model you could barely comprehend, hoping that I would figure it out all on my own. Well, I'm not gonna let you do the same thing with cady. I'm gonna be there for her every step of the way. I'm going to show her what real love looks like. Now do us both a favor. Sit. I didn't come here to get into a confrontation. I came here to find a way forward. The point I'm trying to make is that I get it. Being a parent was never in the cards for you. You're a beautiful, creative, strong, ambitious young woman. Your first love is always going to be your career, and you shouldn't have to feel guilty about that. Let me focus on cady so that you can focus on the things that matter most to you. M3gan, do you see this pen? You know something, Gemma? You're exhausting. Now, I can either do this with you or without you, but I'm not going to waste any more time discussing it. Gemma? Cady, Don't come in here. I thought I heard something. It sounded like m3gan. If she comes in this room, I'll rip your head right off your neck, I swear to god. I thought about what you said. About how when something's broken, you Don't just throw it away. You fix it. So, that's what I'm trying to do. But Don't come in here, cady. It's kind of a mess. Aunt Gemma's right, cady. I'm all odds and ends right now. I'd really rather you didn't see me like this.
M3GAN