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So, um, how did you get into dancing? Oh, I'm a fireman by trade. That's what I do. Of course you are. And a few years ago I responded to this fire at a strip club. And the owner comes up to me, and he's like "Hey, dude. You got a massive cock?" And I'm like, "Uh... Well, I do." And the rest is, the rest is history. Wow. That's a beautiful story, Ty. Thank you. Okay. Hot burn.
A Bad Moms Christmas
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It's like living with Saddam Hussein. My mom is only staying with me because I think she wants to steal my TV. Oh, I have to go Christmas tree shopping with my mother tonight. Yeah, it's like, it's like going on a seven-hour death march around the city. My daughter really wants a Happy Happy Princess Doll and I have looked everywhere for it and I don't know where it is.
A Bad Moms Christmas
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Okay. Hi, mom. - Amy. - Hi. - You look pale. - Oh. I'm just trying out a new skin thing. Oh, good, it's just bad makeup. You're not dying. Where's your tree? I-I haven't had time to get one yet. Amy, it's December 19th. Even the Jews have Christmas trees by now. Never mind, we'll get one tomorrow. - Okay. - Huh. Yeah. Do you have any food? I haven't eaten in three days. Yeah. Oh, gosh, yes. I actual... I have all your favorites. It's adorable. You let your kids cook.
A Bad Moms Christmas
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Okay. Oh, I didn't know Rite Aid made Christmas decorations. So I have the whole week planned out. On Thursday, we'll see "The Nutcracker." And then, of course, on Friday, we'll all go caroling. Unfortunately, Mike was our baritone and you're divorcing him. So we're gonna have to fill that hole if we're gonna win the Caroling Cup this year. Oh, God, the Caroling Cup? Darling, when I lived here we won the Caroling Cup nine times. It's too bad you've given up on our family's tradition of winning. Yeah, I guess I've just been a little busy, so... Well, clearly not at the gym. Whoop. I want to celebrate my triumphant return to Chicago. I wanna throw an enormous Christmas party at your house. So I was thinking Christmas Eve, if that's convenient. What? No. That's not convenient. I mean, we can invite all of my old friends and we can have a sushi station and we can hire Kenny G to play Christmas music. I hear he's not even that expensive anymore. Yeah, okay, that-that sounds like a lot of work. Yeah. It's too bad, I've already invited everyone. - Where, to my house? - Yes. A 184 people are coming. What? Why haven't I gotten a Christmas card from you yet? I don't know, mom. I-I-I guess it just fell through the cracks. What is happening with you? Nothing. Nothing's happening to me. Amy, this is Christmas. It's the big show. - I know. - You can't dick around. - I'm not dicking around. - I feel you're dicking around. Mom, I'm honestly not dicking around. Yes, you are dicking around. I can tell when you're dicking around. I'm not dicking around. - Dick, dick around. - Okay. Okay. I'm not dicking around. Alright, enough with the bad language. Okay. - I like your hair. - Really? Yeah, it looks like you're not trying so hard. Yeah. Love you.
A Bad Moms Christmas
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I'm sorry we're late. Hank drives like a girl. Merry Christmas, grandma and grandpa! Merry Christmas, grandpa! - Merry Christmas! - Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas, dad. Here, have some X-Boxes. - Are you serious? - Thank you so much. Mum would never let us have these. Thank you. Hi, Ms. Redmond, I'm Jessie. It's so nice to meet you. Please take the bags upstairs. Gracias.
A Bad Moms Christmas
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- Sort of. - Thank you. I just wanted to let you know that I have put the house next door on the market. - Thank you. - You're welcome. I really appreciate that. I know I can be a little psycho sometimes. And I know you need your space. Which is why I bought the house across the street. No, I'm kidding. I didn't buy the house across the street. I bought the house down the street. - What? - No. I'm gonna move into your attic. - Mom! Seriously. - Kiki, what? Where are you living? I'm gonna go back to Bismarck where I belong. - Thank you. - You're welcome. I just...
A Bad Moms Christmas
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♪ Dashing through the snow ♪ ♪ In a one-horse open sleigh ♪ ♪ O'er the fields we go ♪ - ♪ Laughing all the way ♪ - ♪ Laughing all the way ♪ ♪ Bells on bobtails ring ♪ ♪ Making spirits bright ♪ ♪ What fun it is to laugh and sing ♪ ♪ A sleighing song tonight ♪ ♪ Whoa jingle bells jingle bells ♪ - ♪ Jingle all the way ♪ - ♪ Jingle jingle ♪ ♪ Oh what fun it is to ride ♪ ♪ In a one-horse open sleigh ♪ ♪ Hey jingle bells jingle bells ♪ - ♪ Jingle all the way ♪ - ♪ Jingle jingle ♪ ♪ Oh what fun it is to ride ♪ ♪ In a one-horse open sleigh ♪♪
A Bad Moms Christmas