Hey, is there any more aspirin anywhere? Maybe. Try-- Try that thing over there.
The Edge of Seventeen
6.8s
I got to spend the rest of my life with myself. Shh. [inhales, blows]
The Edge of Seventeen
1.7s
[groans]
The Edge of Seventeen
1.8s
[sighs]
The Edge of Seventeen
1.8s
[sighs]
The Edge of Seventeen
46.2s
You need to get all these people out of the pool. Excuse me. All of you need to leave! Bye-bye! Hey, no one's listening to you. You said you weren't gonna drink until after soccer. You failed, failure! Dude, I'm not drinking. It's orange juice, genius. How drunk is she? I've had one drink, okay? Now you get your friends out of the pool. Uh, no. Okay, then I'm gonna call the cops. Okay. Yep, you're cut off. We're going upstairs. Excuse me. I'm calling the cops. Hey, you're retarded. No, let's-- Beep, beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep, beep, beep. I'm still dialing. Hello. Operator? Yeah, um, can you please help me? [fake sobbing] My brother is hurting me in my no no hole. [vomiting]
The Edge of Seventeen
8.6s
No way. [indistinct] [indistinct] Where are you going? Darian! [rap playing]
The Edge of Seventeen
3.9s
Do me another quick favor? Can you grab me those paper towels?
The Edge of Seventeen
3.3s
And then, I had the worst thought.
The Edge of Seventeen
2.9s
[man] Yeah! Come on! Darian!
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1.5s
Oh!
The Edge of Seventeen
23s
Date of passing? Sorry? When, uh-- When did he die? Um, 2011. Ooh. Mm. Yeah, I have a one-year expiration date on freebies for the dead and dying. Are you serious? There will be other opportunities. Your grandparents can't stick around forever.
The Edge of Seventeen
10.5s
Why am I so grotesque? -Shh. -How do you even like me? What's wrong with you? Stop. [chuckles] I don't even like me.
The Edge of Seventeen
8.1s
I didn't have a chance to do the homework last night because... Well, I don't know if you know this, but my Dad passed away.
The Edge of Seventeen
10.6s
Enjoy. [scoffs] ♪ ...round the flag, boys ♪ ♪ Rally once again ♪ ♪ Shouting the battle cry of freedom ♪
The Edge of Seventeen
4.4s
-Hey, no, you don't have to. -Oh, it's-- it's cool. It'll just go faster, so...
