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Well, you would have to do a currency exchange... to get the US dollar equivalent, but, I mean... That kind of defeats the purpose of a non-fiat currency, right? Okay, see, I don't give a fuck about all that Aaron Swartz... Occupy Wall Street shit. Okay, well, you'd have to link your Bitcoin account to a bank account, and then there's this infinitesimally small chance... that it could be traced. I mean, the Feds would have to know exactly what they're looking for. It's not something they could just stumble upon randomly. Basically, I would just have to make a stupid-ass mistake for them to trace it. And do I look like the type of nigga that makes stupid-ass mistakes?
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26.8s
Well... if you want zero trace, you gotta go black market, homey. Yeah, you got to put the Bitcoins on a drive... and make a hand-to-hand exchange. You get cash minus the transaction fee. If you really want to go that route... and I really don't suggest it... I know a dude in the garment district. Ask for Fidel. If you pass his test, he'll help you.
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1m38s
If you guys want drugs, I can get you good shit way less expensive than online. Nigga, we don't need to buy anything. We need to set up a store to sell. Wha... Nah, really, dude. What can I get you, man? I'm dead-ass serious, nigga. Dead-ass serious. Okay. Okay. All right. Wait. 'Cause this is ridiculous, man. Why the fuck, after all these years, you can call me N-word and I can't say it? Yo, look, we already went over this. I'll have to slap the shit out of you again. I don't want to do that. See, that's not even right. I mean, like, really. You know I'm not the one, all right? This is all love here. Look, let's... Let's get back... Hey, you asked me to do something for you. I'm like, "What?" I'm down. I don't give a fuck. Because you're my people, all right? You're my n... And this is where I would insert that word. It's nothing personal. You're still my nigga. But I gotta slap the shit out of you based on principle. - Let's get back to what's goin' on. - No, no, no. Wait. Principle? Okay, you want to talk principle. What about Jib here, man? This dude isn't African-American. He's like fucking Latino or Moroccan or some shit. Where's this conversation going? Technically, he shouldn't be able to say the word. - Why can he use it? - Okay. Because I'm 14% African. Four... Fourteen? That doesn't... Shit, I'm probably 14%. I am 14% African. Ancestry.com. Look, we don't give a fuck. - For real? - Just say the damn word, okay? - It doesn't matter. It's cool, right? - I don't give a shit. I give a fuck. Don't say that shit. I will slap the shit out of you. No, no, no. No, you won't because you have been outvoted by your peers. I'm George W. Bush. I don't give a fuck what the vote says. Dig. What the fuck?
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1m32s
I prefer not to say. Okay, I see how we gon' do this then. If this ain't a nigga named Malcolm at Yukon and 104th Street, then I'm gon' kill your ass. How do you know where I am? Find an iPhone. Steve Jobs a motherfucking genius. Oh, shit. Now, if this a nigga named Malcolm, say, "Damn right." Otherwise, click-click-boom. Damn right. Damn right, my name is Malcolm. Malcolm. Malcolm! How you feeling, man? Dom told me there was a mix-up. You accidentally took my lunch. That true? - Took your lunch? - Yeah, my lunch. A nigga hungry. Yes. Yes, I... Yeah. Uh-huh. Baloney sandwich. Mm-hmm. Baloney. It got cheese on it? Yeah. Mm-hmm. We talking about the same sandwich, nigga? 'Cause I ain't ask for no cheese. I find that my fucking sandwich got cheese on it, I'm gon' kill your ass. I don't know. You just... You know, there's a bag and... What? What? You're the one wanted to get all cute, talkin' 'bout baloney sandwiches and shit. - I just asked you if you had my lunch. - Yeah. Yeah, you're right. You're right. Uh, your lunch. It's right here. I'm looking at it right now. Coolio. Now, after school, you're gon' see a red El Camino parked... and this handsome-ass nigga inside. That ain't Lance Gross, nigga. That's yours truly. Just walk up, hand me the baloney sandwich and be on your way. You have a nice, happy, productive life with a hell of a story to tell. You got it? Yeah. Yeah, I got it.
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36.2s
Yeah. Yeah, okay. All right. So, you order a Casey Veggies CD from Amazon, right? No, you don't order a Casey Veggies CD. You just go online and you download it. Yeah, okay. All right. But you are aware that Amazon does ship discs, right? And if you order that disc and it does not come in a timely fashion, you're gonna call them and say, "Where's my stuff?" And Amazon has to assume responsibility. But it's just one CD. But what if it's 100 orders and 100 CDs don't show up? Or a thousand? Or 10,000?
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