Okay. Well, sit down. My shift's almost over. I'll take you home.
Dope
5.2s
Looks like you and I had the same kind of day. How'd the interview go?
Dope
13s
Oh, shit. There's these sites where you can... you can sell everything... from fake credit cards to illegal guns and drugs. And they use Bitcoins so they can't be traced. We don't have to stand on any corner.
Dope
3.3s
Nobody's going to suspect a thing. We're just geeks doing what geeks do.
Dope
2.6s
Right? That's what I'm saying, bro. You're into it, bro.
Dope
1.7s
That's how we do it. Do what?
Dope
2.5s
Thanks, Mom.
Dope
2s
W...
Dope
12s
- Yeah. - Right. But here's something to wrap your brain around, man. I've never had intercourse with a pussy. Mm-hmm? Only asshole and oral. Okay?
Dope
1.8s
And the best part... Watch.
Dope
24.2s
William went to... Prep school, where he smoked a pound of weed a week, skipped classes... and had a 1.9 GPA, yet got a perfect score on his SAT. He was accepted to his father's alma mater under academic probation, which meant he had to maintain a 3.0 grade point average. So, William hacked into the... database, erasing all grades from the entire freshman class.
Dope
9.8s
So the question isn't, "Am I technically a virgin?" What the question could be is... "Am I technically... gay?"
Dope
1.9s
So, technically, you're still a virgin too.
Dope
5.8s
Oh. That's deep, nigga. Yeah. I don't know.
Dope
17.3s
Yeah, this popped up about a few weeks ago. Look at what they're moving. It's major volume too. I don't know why they're calling it "Lily." Maybe, uh, 2 Chainz called it that on a mixtape. He's a rapper. Yeah, you know, "The Birthday Song." "Big booty ho."
Dope
6.9s
Principal Harris tells me that there are three young men... who actually joined the Google Science Fair. Please.
Dope
6.7s
Proof... that the public school system is still a ladder... to success.
