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21.8s
How are we doing tonight, sir? Good, thanks. Are we waiting on anybody or you dining alone? Someone may swing by, but we can... We can order without them. We have identified and arrested one Dr. Karl Murphy, who was found with whyphy residue throughout his office... ...and had a close personal relationship with the deceased. Exactly like a case we had recently at a high school.
22 Jump Street
29.7s
I fucking hate my dad so much. Do you have any idea what it's like to have a guy like that telling you what to do all the time? (CELL PHONE CHIMING) I can only imagine. I just don't understand what his problem is with you specifically. (SIGHS) I don't... Jesus. That makes no sense to me. I mean, you are a perfectly good guy. You're very honest and nice. Why does my dad have your phone number? I don't know. Maybe the school directory or something. Let's do something... Let's do something that would distract us. Okay. So we don't have to think about him anymore. Mmm-mmm. Mmm-mmm. All right. Um... (CLEARS THROAT)
22 Jump Street
28.6s
I expected tonight would go in a way that you wouldn't expect, but what I didn't expect was tonight would go in the exact way that you would expect. You know what I mean? Totally. So you guys hang out here a lot? Yeah. I mean, we're not into the whole frat party kind of stuff. We like to sit around, just drink some good wine and talk about some important stuff. Banging bitches and getting wasted all fucking day. Those are, like, two of my favorite things to do. You are, like, a slightly less attractive version of... Picasso? Picasso. Right? I've been told that before. You read my mind.
22 Jump Street
27.1s
That one. Welcome back, dum-dum. We did have carte blanche. Not no more. You got that expensive chase in the beginning, that expensive equipment, this fucking office... This look like some shit iron man would have. Shit's expensive! I got on $800 shoes, and you can't even see the motherfuckers. So now you two motherfuckers is in the crosshairs. I'm warning you, find the supplier, but don't cost the department no more money.
22 Jump Street