It's 2014, asshole. You can't fucking use faggot. Gay is okay. Homosexual, maybe. And if you know the person, you might be able to call them a queer. If they have a great sense of humor, but I don't. I'm sorry, he took one human sexuality class, he thinks he's Harvey milk. Oh, my God. Will you please, just for once, just back me up? Why can't you just use your head for once? Oh. You want me to use my head? Fine.
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Oh, my God! This is...
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Dude? I have had that exact vision, like, my entire life.
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No.
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Hey, you want to do anything else other than work out today? Like what? Come on, dude. They're just lobsters, dude. Come on. No, don't be afraid. It's gonna claw your face. It's gonna claw your face.
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(LAUGHS)
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Did you not see that I was going first? Excuse you. Excuse you. You want to go first? EMCEE: Spring break, motherfuckers!
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Yeah!
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Great, that was great sex. You're good at it. And I'll text you, three to five minutes or something? (DOOR OPENS) All right. ♪ ♪ what the fuck is this?
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(SHOUTING)
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It's so confusing!
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Like together? We don't have to put a label on it. Just, like, one-time. One-time thing. No big commitment or stress to each other.
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I'm late.
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Want to fight like a man? Then you better fight like two men. Hey. Hey.
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MAN: Ready? JIM: And a surprise start today for walk-on freshman Brad mcquaid. BOB: Looks pretty old to be a freshman. It's the hormones in the milk, Bob. Ready? Set, hut!
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Hey, yo, what the fuck did you just say? Did you just call us faggots? He said you were sucking his dick.
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How was the, um... (BREATHES DEEPLY) How was the sex for you? It was fun for me. It was a good time.
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So, I guess you have no interest in having a real job in the future. Absolutely not. No, right? (BOTH LAUGH) What about you? Um, I'm an art major. Okay. So you definitely cannot talk any shit, 'cause... No, I can't. I cannot. ...you're never gonna make any money. (LAUGHS) I'm never gonna make any money, so don't tell my parents, but... When I talk to your parents tonight, I will not tell them about your major. Okay, thank you. You're welcome. All right, art major.
