That's a weird time to be q-tipping. You're all fucking pussies! Dude, you don't have to do this. What? I just don't want you to get hurt. I'm not gonna get... Whoops. (GRUNTS) Shit. Whoa. Dude, I am so sorry. It's all right, man. Don't worry about it, man. Are you sure? All right... Yeah. Ow. Shit. I got it. Okay, I got it, I got it. Ow! That's fine. I'll get it. No, no, let me get it, let me get it. No, I got it. Let me just get it. No, let me get it. I got it, I got it. Let's just... Dude, I'm sorry. I got my q-tip in your meat, bro. No, man, I got my... I got my meat in your q-tip. It's like a whole new type of sandwich. Like, a meat q-tip. (CHUCKLES) Like a meat-qute.
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You're hilarious, dude. What's your name? Brad. Wait... Brad. Uh, yeah, yeah, it's Brad. I'm Zook. Nice to meet you. Zook. Nice to meet you, too, man.
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Yeah. Huh? There's a reflection right here.
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You can't admit that it looks exactly like testicles?
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Jenko! Where are you going?
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I'm your bitch.
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Look, I'm not supposed to be here to play football. What? I'm just here to do my assignments and get out, that's it. I mean, yeah, school's important or whatever, but when I was throwing you those passes, it was like I knew where you were gonna be before you went there.
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Blue 20!
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Hey, you want another beer? I'm gonna get another beer. Yeah, yeah, I'll do another.
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You love walk-on day now?
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No.
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(CELL PHONE BUZZING) Shit.
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I like fruit. But this pork shit? Got to go! He's really taking it out on the omelet bar. Shit was nasty! He's under a lot of pressure at work. What's up, playa? Want to go to the movies? I'll break your motherfucking legs! Break your legs! (CLATTERING) What? How you doing, Mr. nice plant? Get your fucking ass in there. (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)