Remember that wiretap I put on Eric's phone? While you were having the time of your life last night, I was listening. I overheard a phone call between Eric and some dude about a piñata.
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Shit! That hurt worse than when he hit me!
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Doug... Okay, settle an argument. You and your brother aren't related, right? 'Cause you look totally different. He's adopted. We all suspect from a very lame family.
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Schmidty Phyllis.
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- Yeah. - Schmidty?
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Mayb...
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Shit.
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What was that? Did you hear that? Real enough for you? Schmidt. Doug. - What do I do? - Hit him!
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Fuck!
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Like this guy right here. Handsome. And he's probably a dummy.
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Actually, I'm having a party next weekend. You should come! You and Eric and Juario, whatever.
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Since you two cowboys love to drink booze, smoke weed with kids, and fuck anything with a big ass in jeans with low self-esteem, I'm gonna send you to a place where all that shit is allowed. Oh, I love Disneyland!
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Yeah.
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What I'm trying to show you is, embrace your stereotypes.
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Molly, I will be right back. I need to help Brad with something, okay? I just need to help Brad with something real quick. - What? No. What? - I promise you... Do you understand how soon the show is starting? I swear to you I will be back in time for curtain. - I swear. I swear to you. - Tell me you understand how soon... What? Are you kidding me?
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And I worked my ass off to be the captain!
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- What? - There's rumors in the Twittersphere.
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You some Justin Beaver, Miley Cyrus-looking motherfuckers. Captain Sassy.
