It is a life manual. Now, I've been married for 35 years and not just because I'm this handsome dude who knows how to satisfy a woman. I've been married 35 years because I love my wife and I respect my wife. And whether it's Amsterdam or East Great Falls, it all comes down to this. If you're honest and treat a girl with respect, then whatever happens is meant to happen, because it's all perfectly natural. Boys, I've prepared you for this quest. And before you lies the biggest test of your lives. This book is a powerful weapon, so use it for good, not evil.
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NO AH: Noah Levenstein, class of '70. ROB: Pete Sambrelli? NO AH: That's right, the Noah Levenstein. ROB: Do you have a number for him? Hi: This is regarding his advice on the lubricants. We found the tongue tornado in Regina. (BOYS CHEERING)
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Well, girls have the advantage, because girls talk to each other, and don't kid yourself, they talk about the penis. Penis size, penis shape, the angle of the bend.
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LUBE: I'm sorry. Confidential matter.
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(SIGHS) (DOOR CLOSING)
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NOAH: Phone, phone. Okay.
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(ALL CLAMOURING)
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Yes.
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Oh, my.
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Oh.
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Do you have it here? Yeah. May I see it?
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It was a sex manual, evidently written in the 19th century by some priest. Well, we read that thing cover to cover, and then when we got back to East Great Falls, I had the bright idea to write my own book and add my own observations and experiences and advice and leave it in the library for some other hapless virgin in the class below us. But I had no idea it had been passed down for 40 years. Your book is a legend, Mr Levenstein.
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What happened to it? Well, that's why we're here. The bible kinda got ruined, so we wanna call everyone on the list and try to reconstruct it.
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And then one day, we were out sight-seeing, and we run into this Dutch hooker in the red-light district, and she tells us about this book.
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But the sad news was, we had no idea what we were doing. We had no technique.