Well, you weren't answering any of my texts. (SHUSHING)
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Come here.
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I thought I had the answers. It's too bad that 99% of the bible's completely unreadable.
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Just a couple of hours.
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(WHISTLES)
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Dude, yo.
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Yeah, I'm... I'm gonna pay you back for that, Mom.
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That's it.
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(SPEAKING FRENCH) (BONE CRACKING) (GROANS)
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Do you have any idea what I found here? - This is the bible. - I thought that was an urban legend. No. This is real. This goes back decades. Okay. So what? This is exactly what we need to finally get laid.
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- Yeah. - It's a deal.
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Rob? You said...
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Where do we start?
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Whether it winks at you. They talk. Now, to really make love to a woman, you gotta really care about her. But...Hey, sex is great, but sex with someone you love? That's awesome. Dude, that is so profound. Telling you. Yeah, definitely gets lonely on the road. Sure, I made love to all kinds of different food groups. Did you ever try making love to a peanut-butter sandwich? Nothing comes close. What? Well, maybe a deboned ham hock, but that takes a whole lot of prep.
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Yeah, and I might as well just crack the Da Vinci Code while I'm at it.