...I had a sales job... ...where I was driving around a lot, listening to talk radio. I started calling in, and then I realized I'm smarter than everybody else. Just ask my producer, Abby.
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I mean, you're not calling from Europe or something? He loves dogs, but he's more of a cat person. He never gets up before you on a Sunday morning. Wait a second, I get it.
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No, I'm describing a type. I thought that's what we were doing. What? You don't even know him? Whoa, okay, now I get the picture.
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Well, I was very pleased with the choice of restaurant.
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Okay, I'll just leave now.
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- Shit. - Sorry, she's...
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Why?
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And Women Hating Men Who Loved Women Who Hate Loving Men.
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Men Who Love Women Who Hate Them.
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All right, well, you know... ...I actually took the liberty of printing out some talking points... ...in case this happened. - I take it this has happened before? - No. No. But you have nine out of 10 of the necessary attributes on my checklist. Oh, dear God. Okay. Oh, this is a good one. Let's start with three, okay?
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So tell me about yourself. Well, what's left to talk about that you don't already know? Good point.
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- You printed out my profile? - My associate producer did. She doesn't like me to not be prepared. Not that I'm ever not prepared. Kudos, by the way, on your comprehensive car insurance plan. - That wasn't in my profile. - No, but it's in your background check.
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Hi. Can I get some water for the table? Yeah, a bottle of flat water, please? - Sure. - Thank you. Just one second. I'm sorry. Did you know they've done studies that show... ...tap water and bottled water are the same thing. They passed a law where restaurants have to filter their tap water... ...so it's filtered water, which is the same as bottled water... ...except you don't have to pay 7 dollars for it. I like the way it tastes better. Can I get a Scotch on the rocks too? - Thank you. - Oh, yeah. I thought... I thought in your profile it said you... You like to drink red wine.
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He's 5'9". Which I know you're thinking is short... ...but he's read The Great Gatsby... - Well, technically 5'8" and a half... ...but I could read The Great Gatsby again if it makes it any better.
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I'm looking for a guy with sandy brown hair, athletic build, blue eyes.
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- Hi. - Hello.
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Look at this bone structure. This could be the bone structure of your future children. Don't you want them to be symmetrical? You printed his profile? What? Yes. These have not been touched in some time. I have to live vicariously through your life. I really think that this could be our next boyfriend.
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- Humanity is who watches our show. - Yeah. All 2.47 percent of them. You have rescheduled on this guy three times. You cancel on him tonight and he's gone.