I am not a control freak. When you checked into the hotel, did you or did you not insist... ...on getting an eastern-facing room on a floor not below 7?
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Hey. What are you doing here? I told you no watching the show, especially live.
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Okay, so let's go over the pre-interview questions.
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Tell me what happened in the elevator.
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I am just like that.
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No. No. And Sacramento isn't really a pond, it's more of a lake, or even an estuary.
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Yes, well... Thank God Colin would never be into a woman like that. Oh, yeah, I forgot. Colin only likes women of quality, huh? That's a trait to be admired, not mocked, man-whore. Man-whore? Why am I a man-whore? I've seen you with the Funbag Twins, remember?
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- ... at 9:00, right here on Channel 2. - Oh, God.
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...I'm gonna say, what, three months? - Chadway, that is not my fault. - I know. - I mean, come on. - I know, I know. It's her fault. Why is it my fault? What am I supposed to do? Say no to the money so he can get an erection? She just said "erection" on television. - Other networks do it. - They're talking about erections. They say "erection" on Sesame Street. - I agree. - Thank you.
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- Sit down! - Turn the monitor up. Let's take a quick survey and see which option the men out there would pick. We have classical music and candle-lit dinner... ...or semi-naked chicks wrestling in strawberry-flavored goo.
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- You told me you were spontaneous. - Yes, I did.
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I'm so... Long day, big day.
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So I've been told.
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Man up, Chadway. Come on, you can do this.
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What? What, baby?
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Thank you. Hello, little stupid penis face. You'd be on cable access if it weren't for me. - Here you wanna move to CBS. - Is everything okay, miss? Yes, I'm just... I'm practicing my speech.
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Oh, I'm sorry. I was eavesdropping out in the hall.
