Oh, Lord. So how long should I wait to have sex with him? Well, the more you make him beg for it... ...the more you're gonna keep him on the hook. So do everything else but. But then show him... ...that beneath that control-freak exterior of yours... ...that there's a sexual deviant waiting to be unleashed. No. No, I'm not a sexual deviant. Good point. I'm guessing you've been out of practice for what, a year? No.
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Look at this bone structure. This could be the bone structure of your future children. Don't you want them to be symmetrical? You printed his profile? What? Yes. These have not been touched in some time. I have to live vicariously through your life. I really think that this could be our next boyfriend.
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Have a little something else on its way up for you. You are going to love it.
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Love it. - And this is Joe, your new producer. - Hi.
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Stuart, I'm pulling up. I'm gonna try to catch him. Okay. I'll call you back.
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You already hired him? Who's this delightful creature?
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Okay.
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What do you want me to say?
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That was a little over the top, but nice try. - Well, thanks. - For what?
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You'll never know.
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Okay, I got you. I'm in position. - Can't say today was boring. - You're being nice.
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Oh, shit.
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- Are you okay? - Yeah.
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Do you understand how much I hate myself for that? It was cheap titillation. I am now going to broadcasting hell... ...right behind the naked weathergirl from Canada.
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Dude, this is awesome. You are about to go on national television. Okay, this isn't helping, Rick. Just, you know, do what you always do. - What do I always do? - You... I don't know, you... You entertain people with your moronic ideas... ...and they love you for it. That may be the nicest thing you said to me. - You're welcome. - Next up... ...here to tell us the ugly truth about men and women... ...is Mike Chadway, everybody. Mike Chadway.
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Goodness me. Tell me, then. What's her name?
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- That is so awesome. - Why? Good morning, everyone. - Morning. - Morning. Now, before I play you this, I should warn you... ...this guy's a little rough around the edges.