Found 462 results
57.3s
Oh, I know. I got a great idea. Why don't we pass the time with you telling me... ...how much fun you and Colin had having sex in Los Angeles? I broke up with Colin in Los Angeles, you jackass. On our left, you'll see the High Sierras... - What? - Oh, yeah. That's got your interest. If you think we're gonna finish what we started... ...you're out of your mind. You lost your chance. Oh, come on. I never had a chance with you. And to our right here, you'll see the lovely Sacramento River... ...winding its way through the dichromatic landscape. Could you please stop talking? Thank you. You're right. I had a momentary lapse in judgment... ...when I thought you were more than you are, but you aren't. Oh, yeah? Well, what does that mean? "I'm Mike Chadway. I like girls in Jell-O. I like to fuck like a monkey. Don't fall in love, it's scary." Oh, for God's sakes, there's the first one. Yeah, it is scary. It's terrifying. Especially when I'm in love with a psycho like you. I am not a psycho. Love?
The Ugly Truth
1m20s
I just told you that I loved you, and all you heard was "psycho." - You're the definition of neurotic. - No. The definition of neurotic... ...is a person who suffers from anxiety, obsessive thoughts, compulsive acts... ...without any objective evidence of... - Shut up. Yet again, I just told you I'm in love with you... ...and you're standing here giving me a vocabulary lesson. You're in love with me. Why? Beats the shit out of me... ...but I am. Oh, Mike. - You're amazing. - I am? Oh, you're a god. - Really? - Oh, God!
The Ugly Truth
18.8s
- This is beautiful. - Now, we're at the balloon festival... ...and I'm supposed to be telling you about how men are full of hot air. But I think we all know, it's the ladies that are full of crap. Just because she says no, doesn't mean she means no. If that were the case, I'd have only 90 women...
The Ugly Truth