I made love to a man with boobies. Listen, I promise you no one's ever gonna find out about this. But we just found out about it. And then we forget. That's what we do. I've done so much fucked up shit, and I just forget about it. - You have? - Yeah. You just forget. It goes away.
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How's that work? Shoot my load into you, you shoot your load on the floor. - Okay. - You shot your load in me?
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I'm just gonna forget about it. - Never happened. - Right.
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You said I'm chok. Well, I'm not. I'm not some weird milky, ricey, watery goop... that you feed to infants and old people, okay? Maybe I would be if you added some cayenne pepper.
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Oh, God.
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Stu! Alan, there's no dock. Just hang on. - Alan, it's not funny. Turn the boat. - Hang on. Is that Alan driving the boat? What? Uh ... We should probably move back a little bit. Come on. - Alan, slow down! - Please! Turn the boat! Turn the boat, Alan! Turn the fucking boat! Everyone, back up a little bit here. Sir, it's gonna get worse before it gets better. Come on, sir. Hold on! Hold on!
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In my bottom?
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And sorry we trenched the lawn here.
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Oh, my arm! Poor Phil! Phil, are you okay?
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Who has my $6000? No, no, no. That's Chow's deal. We got nothing to do with that. Un-fucking-believable, man. This guy, if he backs out again, this shit is gonna catch up to him, okay? He's made a lot of enemies in this town and now they're your enemies. That's not fair! Okay, listen. We're just looking for a little kid. - Two thousand dollars. - What?! I don't know. Maybe more. How young you want this kid to be? No! No, no, no. Sorry. You misunderstood. We're looking for our friend, 16 years old, Teddy? Teddy? Yeah, he was here with you guys last night. He was? You remember if he left with us? You were in the corner all night with Kimmy. I didn't see you leave. Kimmy? Kimmy? Is she here? Yeah, she's in the back. She just came for her shift. Go talk to her.
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No, I don't understand what he said.
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Yeah, Alan, are you sure this is the place? Yeah, pretty sure.
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- Hello? - Who takes an all-day fishing trip... the day before a wedding? Yeah, ha, ha. I guess it was kind of stupid. Put Teddy on the phone.
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Listen, I'm sorry about everything that happened. Pay attention what I'm gonna talk to you now. When you see Chow, you tell him Samir says hello. - Okay. - But do it like that, okay? Hello. Like threatening. Like ironic.
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- Hello. - Okay.
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Wow.
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Of course I remember him. He was buying shots for everyone. Nice kid. His parents must be so proud. Yeah. You have no idea.
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Oh, I got shot. Fuck! Fuck, guys. It's all right, Phil. We'll figure this all out and get the monkey back. I promise. No one gives a fuck about the monkey, Alan! Oh, shit, look at my arm. What the fuck is going on?! Stu, am I gonna be okay? You're a doctor. I don't know. Let me look, let me look.