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(SNIFFS)

Ted 2

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RICK: Nice lunch, spaz.

Ted 2

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(SOBBING) I'm having a really hard time here, guys. TED: Johnny, it's okay, buddy. It's okay. You're doing fine. You're doing great. No, I'm scared. All right. I know. Come on, it's okay, though. You just have to hang onto the wall.

Ted 2

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Ted, in the eyes of the state, you are not a person.

Ted 2

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"Dear Ted, your Chase bank account "has been terminated due to a lack of citizenship." "Dear Ted, your Discover card has been revoked." "Dear Ted, you are no longer a Papa Gino's rewards member." Fuck, that's a big one. This poor baby bootie.

Ted 2

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No, she wasn't. She was giving you the fuck-me eyes. What are the fuck-me eyes? Some women just have fuck-me eyes.

Ted 2

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Hey, Johnny. Guy?

Ted 2

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You know what we're gonna do? We're gonna oall Patrick Meighan. Who's that?

Ted 2

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Oh. Oh, that... That's great! That's fucking great! I'm glad you guys are so happy! What? What do you mean, "What?" I'm totally screwed here. And you're sitting there basically banging my lawyer, and she's probably still fucking billing us! Well, don't yell at us, dude! We didn't do anything! Yeah, exactly! Exactly! Maybe if you guys had spent a little less time mooning over each other, Sam coulcfve won this thing and I wouldn't be a fucking thing! Like garbage or a piece of shit!

Ted 2

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(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

Ted 2

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You do? Yeah. A baby? Like really? Yeah. See, I think, if we got a kid to love, it'll teach us how to love each other again.

Ted 2

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He just reminds me of when I was a kid. Yeah, that's great. $40. Okay.

Ted 2

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And you gave up your own life to save mine.

Ted 2

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I'm so sorry, baby.

Ted 2

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I'm fine. I was thinking aboutLofi.

Ted 2

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You just can't help but sing along.

Ted 2

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Johnny. Johnny, wake up!

Ted 2

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Johnny, wake up!

Ted 2