[laughs] I don't know how to do the dance. Uh. Good day.
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It's just such a bummer.
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I said, "No ringin'."
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Hold on, Maddy.
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Yeah.
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It's a diaper. It looks like a balloon animal. -Is it inside out? -The diaper's on fine. I just came down to give her a bottle.
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-[exhales] -[Matt] What are you doin' up? [scoffs] I probably will never sleep again.
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[inspirational instrumental music playing]
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I had an aunt who died this past year. She was 99.
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Already done. We heard her crying.
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-[Matt] Mm-hmm. Give her some. -Mm-hmm.
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What is that on that baby's bottom?
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[indistinct chattering]
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And it made me happy to see that.
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-[whirring] -[Matt] Here we go. Here we go. -Huh? Huh? -Okay. Vacuum, yeah. Come on. Shh. We're gonna vacuum. We're gonna vacuum. Hey, Maddy! -Hey, hey. Whoa. -[Matt] This vacuum sucks. -What's going on? -Come on, Maddy. What's going on now? What are you doing? -What's going on? -He's doing the vacuum thing. -[Matt] Here, let me take her. -The vacuum thing? -Okay. -She likes the vacuum noise. -Hey! Hi. -[Maddy crying] [Howard] Uh, Matt's got a baby. [Matt] Hey, I apologize for storming out like that. But she goes on these crying jags, and it's impossible to really get her to stop and calm down. -Does she wanna try sucking on my pinkie? -No. -I used to help with my kids. -No. Howard, no. -They loved to suck on the pinkie. -Not sanitary. Maybe this will help, mate. It's, um… it's a white noise app.
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She's 25 now. [chuckles] And I want you to notice the easy map-tree interface as well. Once again, it's about giving our customers what they want, which is the simplicity. Right? Isn't that what you want, huh? -They want simplicity. -Okay. I got a problem now. This is a place of business, right? It's not a place of babies. In here, I'm kinda… I'm the designated asshole. Who designated you?
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Crying? I don't hear any crying. [chuckles] [Oscar] I have a deviated septum, so my nose whistles sometimes. Maybe that's it? No, that's… that's not what it is. I'm sorry. Excuse me for a second, please. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey. Where… [Matt] Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.