[laughs] I don't have no kids. This is for my friend. This for his baby. You know, man, he's buyin' all this stuff. [laughing] He's paying for everything.
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I don't see it. I don't see the eighth 4… 44-millimeter screw. I don't see it. You're not even looking for real. Look… look next to your shoe. Look.
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Man. You know, your daddy is a witch. Yeah, I said it. He's a dumbass witch. [Maddy cooing]
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"Now insert the eighth 44-millimeter screw."
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Goofy mother-fudger. [chuckles]
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You chased me with Mike's hockey stick. [chuckles] You kept… you kept yellin' out, "Not in this house. Not in this house!" You thought you were gonna get lucky that night. You got damn lucky, didn't you? [laughs] It's amazing what you can do when you're scared. I've never been that fast. The room looks different.
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[sighs] All the girls are wearing skirts, but skirts make me feel like I forgot my pants. But she said it's a rule. Rules? We don't need no stinkin' rules.
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[Maddy] Wake up, Daddy! It's a school day! -Wake up! -I'm up. You gotta treat it like a… like you're sneaking up on it and grab it. Over, under, over.
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Remember when I caught you guys messin' around in here? Oh my goodness. Yes, I do.
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We gotta go top. Let me-- Hold on, okay? [indistinct chattering]
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[Marion] Anna, come on, let's get something cold to drink. [Anna] Okay.
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[soft instrumental music playing]
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Just stay still.
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[laughs]
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What?
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-What? -Yeah, that's-- I swear to God. What? Is she some kind of genius? You know what it is? Maddy just asks a lot of questions. -[Lizzie] Mmm. -I took her to this mummy show. They were talking about DNA at the show, so I tried to explain to her what DNA was. -And in doing that, she just… -[laughs]
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-[laughs] -So… And what did she say to that? Oh, she said that her mom is in her because of DNA.
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Yeah, she's in there. She's in you. She's in me. She's in… She's in whoever she touched.
