Left foot first. Easy does it. Good. - Watch your head. - All right. Take a seat.
American Pie 2
7.2s
Yeah, I kind of... Super Glued myself... to myself.
American Pie 2
4.6s
I can't! I can't! I'm glued! I'm glued!
American Pie 2
2.3s
- Poison control. - Hello?
American Pie 2
9.3s
Oh, shit! Shit!
American Pie 2
1.5s
Oh, shit!
American Pie 2
24.5s
Fuckers, fuckers, fuckers. How you doin', boys? - That's Stifler's little brother. - What are you doing here? Pussy, man. I'm here for the pussy. Take a number. Gentlemen, why all the noise? Everybody knows this is my special day. - What is that? - Is that a fuckin' dress? - Are you wearing a dress? - Shitbreak, meet my little brother. Little brother, meet Shitbreak.
American Pie 2
7.7s
Do you want me to clean you? "Apply a few drops to achieve desired lubrication." All right.
American Pie 2
6.1s
- I gotta prepare. - Here we go. - Great. Stifler's mom is here? - This could be a disaster.
American Pie 2
5.7s
I that a loofah, or are you just glad to see me? What the hell.
American Pie 2
3.9s
Not unless Stifler's mom drives a moped. Moped?
American Pie 2
3.1s
- Hey, Stifler, was that... - Eat shit, Shitbreak.
American Pie 2
3.7s
- Have you been dirty? - Oh, yes, baby. I've been dirty.
American Pie 2
10.6s
Shit. God! I been missin' out.
American Pie 2
8.2s
See you guys later. Where are you goin', man? What about Dog Years? Give me, like, three days.
American Pie 2
1.7s
All right.
American Pie 2
3.2s
Oh, Stifler's mom!
American Pie 2
19s
I do, I do. - Who the hell is that? - Who's this? This is John... Smith. I'm turning off my radio now. Okay. Where should I touch Amber? Ass, baby. Feel that ass!
