That's too much. No, no, no. You don't touch, we don't touch. - Squeeze his ass, son. You'll like it. - Come on, boys. - Jesus Christ. - Oh, shit.
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7.9s
One finger on the cheek. We want... palm grasping.
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6.6s
- Jesus! - Jim, we got here a little early. - Dad, get out! - I'll wait in the car. Go, Dad! Oh, my...
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So, technically, that's my second time. And I don't... I don't wanna suck at it. So if I'm not up to par, performance-wise...
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You won't be needing this.
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2.1s
Who wants me to touch Amber?
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- Sure you don't wanna go to my room? - No. Why? My roommate's already moved out. We'll be all alone. - All right. - The door is locked. - Okay, Jim, relax. Relax. - Okay, yeah, sure. No strings attached, okay? It's just friendly goodbye sex. Yeah, right. Right, right, right, right.
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Jim, this isn't exactly a turn-on. I mean, girls like a guy with confidence.
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1.6s
- Jeez! - Was that your dad?
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Seems like just yesterday my dad picked me up after my first year at college.
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Hey, I'm confident. Oh, I am... I'm absolutely, totally confident.
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- I'm so sorry. - For your own edification... son, I'm not embarrassed. I am! It's a perfectly normal thing for two human beings to do. This is human nature... human nature at its best. Son, everybody does it. Your mother and I... Well, not so much any more. Got your favourite. Oh, my God! They're fucking! Honey, honey, listen. I'm gonna take her... - Please just go! - Actually, if you wouldn't mind. Honey... I'll take her to the car.
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Maybe you can help me out, you know.
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1.5s
Now I remember.
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- Hi, Mama. - What? Natalie! I'm Jim's dad. You must be the parents of this young lady.
